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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Magically Delicious!





Hello, everybody!  I hope that you’re having a very happy St. Patrick’s Day!  I’ve turned this whole blog green in celebration of the day.  It’s a day where we all claim to be a little bit Irish, where we wear shirts in different shades of green from emerald to olive, and where it isn’t all that unusual to drink a beer that happens to be the same colour as a four-leaf clover.


From Shamrock shakes to pots of gold, today is a day that truly brings forth the luck of the Irish.

(Note to residents of Canada...there is a Lotto 6/49 drawing today, so today is a day in which you might want to put that Irish luck to the test.)

But, today also brings forth a bit of a quandary.

Today happens to be St. Patrick’s Day.  But it also happens to be Saturday.  And, as many of you regular followers of the blog know, it is supposed to be a day in which we talk about a particular Saturday morning program or educational television show.

My initial plan was to try and feature a program that had a strong Irish influence on it.  Surely there had to be some cartoon character or show that had some Irish background behind it.

After about a couple of weeks doing research, I came up completely empty.

The only cartoon characters that I could find from that area were Count Duckula and DuckTales’ Scrooge McDuck...and neither one are from Ireland (in case you’re wondering, they are English and Scottish).  So, that was out.

I briefly considered spotlighting the Canadian television program, “Harrigan”.  The show featured Barry Dale as the iconic character of Harrigan, a leprechaun who sang songs, danced, and hung around with his friends, Mr. Green and Miss Sunflower.  Based out of Kingston, Ontario (though originally filmed in Ottawa), the show featured artwork from viewers, and ran both original episodes and re-reruns on Canadian television between 1969 and 1992.  And, just for a little bit of trivia, the star of the show later opened up a local pizza franchise called Godfatha Pizzas.  If customers came into the pizzeria, recognized Barry Dale, and sang the Harrigan theme song, they’d often get an extra topping, or a free slice of pizza!  Sadly, I don’t think the deal is any good these days, as Dale moved to the United States about ten years ago.  But, here’s a video of the classic jingle below.


There were just two problems with featuring Harrigan as the blog topic for today.  One, because the show aired exclusively in Canada during the 1960s and 1970s, it’s doubtful that many people would remember it.  I barely even remember the show myself (though for some reason, I remember the jingle).  And, secondly, very few clips of the show exist, as many of the original tapes were not transferred onto DVD’s or anything else similar.  As a result, most episodes of Harrigan wore out and are forever lost.  So, therefore, my blog entry would only be one typed page at most.

So, I was left with a quandary.  I had a St. Patrick’s Day entry that I had to get done, but I had absolutely no clue as to what I would choose as the subject.  I’m usually great at picking topics by the seat of my pants, but today was a toughie.

And then, a couple of nights ago at my workplace, I was inspired.

As some of you may know, when I don’t do the blogging thing, I do the stocking thing in the food department at a major retail chain.  And, as part of my job, I am constantly going in and out of the stockroom, bringing all sorts of delicious goodies like marble cheese and chocolate milk to the people.

On one of these trips back to the stockroom, I passed by a couple of skids filled with breakfast cereal.  I honestly don’t know if it was on sale, or whether it was just overstock, but whatever the case, that cereal saved this blog.

If I couldn’t do a blog entry on a cartoon character or a Saturday morning program, then why not do a blog entry on a delicious cereal that I used to eat when I was a kid? 

(Or, at least it WAS delicious when my age was still in the single digits.)

To sweeten the deal, the cereal that I have chosen happens to have a spokesperson that definitely fits the theme of St. Patrick’s Day.


That cereal is Lucky Charms.

It seems hard to believe, but Lucky Charms have been around for five decades now.  Created in 1962 by John Holahan, Lucky Charms were first sold in stores two years later in 1964, distributed by General Mills.  The idea for the cereal came about when General Mills issued a challenge to their team of product developers to create a new cereal.  At the time, the company had garnered a lot of success through their two biggest selling cereals (Cheerios and Wheaties), and the challenge was to take one of the cereals and innovate them to create a brand new delicious cereal.  John Holahan’s idea was the winning one.  He found that by adding Brach’s Circus Peanuts to Cheerios, it made a very tasty combination, and General Mills agreed.  Though, instead of Circus Peanuts, little marshmallow bits in pastel colours were substituted.

In 1963, the plan to bring the new cereal to store shelves was firmly in place.  The name Lucky Charms was chosen for the cereal after one of the people on the development team suggested that the cereal be marketed around the idea of charm bracelets.  And, because some of the original lucky charms involved four-leaf clovers, the idea to have a leprechaun as the spokesperson for the cereal was almost a no-brainer.


TRIVIA:  The original name for the Lucky Charms leprechaun was L.C. Leprechaun, but his name was changed to Lucky a short time later.  He was voiced by legendary voice actor Arthur Anderson until 1992.

When the cereal was ready for the public to buy in 1964, changes were made during the cereal’s first year.  Originally, the oat cereal was not sugar-coated, but when the first sales reports did not look promising, executives agreed to dust the oat cereal with a small amount of sugar.  The sales greatly improved.  Furthermore, the marshmallow bits themselves underwent some changes as well, including making them more brightly coloured, as a way to market the cereal to children.  Ultimately, the creator of Lucky Charms, John Holahan, had admitted that the cereal itself was a lesson in creative marketing.  Based on the effort and creativity used to bring Lucky Charms to breakfast tables all over the world, I would definitely agree with that statement.


I’m sure that if you were to ask any child between the ages of four and fourteen what their favourite part about Lucky Charms cereal is, I imagine a good number of them would say that the marshmallows were the best part.  When I was that age, I know that my answer would have been the same.

But, over the years, the Lucky Charms marshmallows have changed quite a bit!  I was actually looking at a box of Lucky Charms the other day, and I honestly thought that it was an imitation cereal!  That’s how much they have changed.


It seems hard to comprehend now, but when the cereal first came about in the 1960s, there were only four marshmallow shapes.  The original marshmallow shapes included green clovers, yellow moons, orange stars, and pink hearts.

TRIVIA:  Of the four original marshmallow shapes, the green clovers (though they went away for a bit and came back) and pink hearts are the only original shapes that are still found inside a current box of Lucky Charms today.  Told you they changed a lot!


For the first decade or so, the cereal only contained those four shapes.  But over the 1970s and throughout the 1980s, three more shapes would eventually be added to boxes of Lucky Charms.  The first of these marshmallow shapes to be added were blue diamonds, in the mid-1970s.  In 1984, the cereal added purple horseshoes to the mix.  Five years later, the rainbow was completed with the addition of red balloons

The 1990s was a decade of change for Lucky Charms and its marshmallow shapes.  An eighth marshmallow was created in 1992, a rainbow shape with three different colours.  But, in 1994, changes were made to the original Lucky Charms line-up that had us saying good-bye to two long-standing marshmallow shapes.  That year, the yellow moons turned blue, and the blue diamonds became pots of gold.  As a result of this change, the jingle for Lucky Charms changed to this...






“Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons!  Pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons!”

More changes to the marshmallow line-up were brought forth as the 1990s ended, and the 2000s began.  The green clovers were taken away in 1996 and innovated into leprechaun hats (the clovers returned in 2004).  And later, the orange stars were transformed into orange shooting stars.

TRIVIA:  In 2011, the shooting stars were introduced in five more colours, including red, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

The most recent marshmallow creations have included yellow door marshmallows that if milk is poured over top of them reveal a skeleton key hole inside.  Magic Mirror marshmallows were introduced in 2006, and in 2008, hourglass marshmallow shapes were introduced.  That’s quite a lot of marshmallow shapes, isn’t it?  And, we’re not quite done yet!

Occasionally, special limited edition marshmallows would be added to Lucky Charms.  The limited edition marshmallows didn’t last very long, though.  As well, there were also innovations made to the existing marshmallows over the years.  The list of these temporary marshmallows and marshmallow innovations include the following;

1986 – Whale shaped marshmallows were added to Lucky Charms for a limited time.

1990 – Pine tree shaped marshmallows were temporarily added to Lucky Charms.  I don’t remember why this was the case, but the fact that 1990 was the 20th anniversary of Earth Day might have something to do with it.

1991 – The red balloons and orange stars were combined into a super-marshmallow.  For a limited time, the red balloons had orange stars inside of them.

1994 – The marshmallow shapes had sprinkles added to them on a temporary basis.

1998 – The blue moons were once released with a yellow curve line.

2000 – The rainbow shapes became sparkling rainbow shapes.

Have I filled your brain with enough marshmallow shape trivia yet?  Well, you can relax now.  This blog on Lucky Charms has come to an end.  But, before I go, why not post one more classic Lucky Charms advertisement?



After all, they are magically delicious!

Friday, March 16, 2012

The Happiest Days Of Richie Cunningham

Welcome to the 301st blog entry in the Pop Culture Addict's Guide To Life!

And, for the 301st entry, I thought that it was time to feature another TGIF character spotlight. It's been a while since I've done one of these, and I thought it might be fun to try. Past character spotlights that I have done over the years included Full House's Stephanie Tanner, Three's Company's Jack Tripper, and Donna Martin from Beverly Hills 90210.

For this subject, we're going to take a trip back to 1974, when we first met this character on television.

Or, was it really 1954?

Yeah, that was the first gimmick that the show did. It was actually set twenty years prior to the current date. Set during the 1950s, we all got a look back on what life was really like in the 1950s and 1960s through the eyes of a group of high school students who hung out at Arnold's Drive-In.



Of course, I'm talking about “Happy Days”, the popular ABC sitcom created by Garry Marshall. And, the sitcom had an incredibly long shelf life. Beginning as a mid-season replacement for ABC on January 21, 1974, the sitcom ran for over a decade, ending its run in September 1984. A total of 250 episodes were filmed, and still reportedly airs in syndication on cable channels all over the world.



I admit that I was a little young to remember the show when it first aired. I wasn't even born when the show debuted, and I was only three years old when the show ended its original run. In my early childhood though, I believe our CBC affiliate used to air reruns of the show after Fraggle Rock (or maybe it was before, I can't really remember). But because I loved Fraggle Rock, I often ended up watching “Happy Days” as well.

I actually loved the show. I didn't quite get all the jokes, and I certainly didn't understand why people wore poodle skirts and the men all had bad haircuts when it was clearly 1987 (yeah...I had a very poor concept of history back in those days), but I just found myself mesmerized by the program.

I think part of it was the characters. It didn't matter that I knew what the characters were doing or not...each one had their own distinct personality, and from the minute you saw them appear on screen, you knew them by their character names.

For instance, you knew that the Japanese guy behind the counter of the drive-in was Arnold. You knew that the guy wearing the leather jacket who told everyone to 'sit on it' was Fonzie. You knew that the girl and the boy who ended up getting their own spin-off show were Joanie and Chachi.



(At the same time, when I was younger, I always mixed up Ralph Malph with Potsie, and vice versa.)

But the character I've chosen to spotlight is the character who was originally conceived to be the star of the show (before the character of Fonzie grew in popularity). After all, when the cast wasn't hanging around Arnold's, they were always at his house. In fact, in earlier seasons, the show only used two sets...Arnold's, and the Cunningham family residence.



Today, we're taking a look back on the character of Richie Cunningham, portrayed by Ron Howard.

Certainly, Richie Cunningham wasn't the first major role that Ron Howard played. Many people who remember “The Andy Griffith Show” remember him as Opie. But, to me, whenever I see Ron Howard in interviews, or watch one of the movies he directed, I'll always see him as Richie Cunningham. That's just how much of an impact he had with the character.

The show was set in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and the first few episodes of the series made Richie the focus of most of the episodes during the first two seasons. Take the plot of the very first episode (All The Way) for instance. In that episode, Richie goes on a date that Potsie arranged for him. The girl's name is Mary Lou, and the buzz around school is that Mary Lou is considered to be a girl with a bit of a “reputation”. Although nothing of that caliber actually happens on the date itself, Richie, not wanting to be seen as a loser, makes his friends believe that something DID happen.

Not exactly what one would classify as Richie Cunningham like behaviour, is it?



But then again, during that first episode, Richie did a lot of things that could be considered naughty. Sure, to the eyes of his parents, Howard and Marion Cunningham, Richie was the perfect son. With his red hair and innocent demeanor, he looked almost like a real-life version of Archie Andrews.



But, Archie Andrews was never innocent. And neither was Richie Cunningham either. Some of the things that he ended up doing included the following.

  • he got drunk at a stag party (Richie's Cup Runneth Over)
  • he snuck out of the house to watch a drag race that Fonzie was competing in (Guess Who's Coming To Visit)
  • Richie tags along with Potsie to see a stripper (The Skin Game)
  • he was tempted to help Fonzie cheat in school when he re-enrolled (Fonzie Drops In)

Certainly upon first glance, these activities may make one paint the character of Richie Cunningham in a rather bad light. But, if we watch the very episodes that I have highlighted, you'll see that the situations usually end up being a good thing for Richie. I don't recall him guzzling down the booze in any episode after the one he got drunk in, so I guess he learned his lesson. And, you really think that Richie would allow Fonzie to get through life by cheating through it? He was tempted, yes, but he stuck to his guns, and as a result, I actually believe Richie and Fonzie became better friends as a result of Richie's refusal to let Fonzie cheat.

It was really nice to see.

Of course, there were situations that Richie managed to find himself an accidental victim of, and it was up to him to decide whether to make the right choice or not. I can think of one episode in particular where he was in such a spot.



It was the second season episode entitled “Big Money”. First of all, I thought it was pretty ingenious of the producers and writers to have an episode surrounding the 1950s quiz show scandals where the shows were often rigged in the name of ratings. And, sure enough, that was the very dilemma that Richie was faced with. Richie ends up becoming a contestant on the popular game show “Big Money”, and at first he does quite well. This is all great news for Richie, as he has the chance to win five thousand dollars in cash (which might I add that in the mid-1950s was worth a ton). Problem is that time runs out in his first appearance for him to get to the final question. So, with the taping of the next show the following day, his family and friends get together to try and cram as much general knowledge inside his head so that he may be able to have the best possible chance to win the money. I think that Richie could have had a great shot to win on his own, as he was always considered to be quite intelligent. But, unfortunately, Richie wouldn't have the opportunity to play fair. The host of the program had slipped Richie an envelope containing the answers to the questions, guaranteeing Richie a win. So, the question is...does Richie cheat and take home the five thousand dollars, or does he not cheat, and go home without the cash?

You can click HERE to find out. I'm sure that the answer is one that isn't surprising to those of you who have watched the show, but I think it's fun to watch old episodes anyway.

Over the course of the first few seasons, I think that there are a ton of moments in which Richie really had some of the happiest days of his life. And, some of those happiest days were spent trying to make other people happy.

It's hard to forget that Richie was the one who invited Fonzie over to his family's home for Christmas in the episode “Guess Who's Coming To Christmas” (which coincidentally was the last episode that Richie's brother Chuck appeared in before walking through the black hole where missing children from television sitcoms go). One season later, Fonzie actually ended up moving into the Cunningham house when Richie suggested that he move in after Howard started worrying about the family finances. At first, Howard was not up to the idea at all, but eventually, he caved, and Fonzie ended up staying.



If anything, having Fonzie living with the Cunninghams helped strengthen the tight bond between Richie and Fonzie.



And, Fonzie was just as wonderful of a friend to Richie as Richie was to Fonzie. When Richie was being bullied by a couple of goons who made fun of him while he was on a date, Fonzie encouraged him to learn jujitsu to defend himself. When Richie was having a bit of trouble finding a woman to date, Fonzie decided to help Richie out by setting him up on a double date. The girls? A couple of women named Laverne and Shirley, who happened to get their own show shortly after they appeared on Happy Days!

And Richie actually shares a personality trait with this blogger. No, I don't have red hair, have Marion Ross as my mother, or have an annoying sister named Joanie. But, I do love to write, and Richie Cunningham loved to write on the show as well. Some of the show's funniest episodes involved Richie's work with the school newspaper. One episode took place on the set of the television studio where the show “Howdy Doody” filmed, and Richie's assignment was to snap a picture of Clarabelle the Clown without her makeup. It was a nice lighthearted episode filled with laughs and hilarity.

But Richie's gift with words once got him into trouble, and it almost cost him his friendship with Fonzie as a result. The episode was titled “The Muck-Rakers”, and it started off quite innocently when Potsie ended up breaking a tooth on the school cafeteria meatloaf. Richie goes undercover to expose the terrible conditions of the school cafeteria, and write an article detailing all the terrible violations he spotted inside. The article proves to be a huge hit, and Richie decides to do a follow-up almost immediately. The problem is that in the follow-up, he puts in information regarding Fonzie's unusual fear of liver...information that Fonzie didn't want anyone else to know. Fonzie practically begged Richie not to print it in the article. But, Richie does, and Fonzie is furious. It would seem that the friendship was over, but if you click HERE, you'll see the clip where Fonzie and Richie hash it out.



By season five, Richie has found the love of his life, one Lori Beth Allen. And, just like any other instance in which Richie has had dates, the first date he had with Lori Beth didn't go as planned. The episode “Hard Cover” has Richie meeting Lori Beth for the first time at the college library (a suggestion by Fonzie). They immediately hit it off, and Richie decides to go back to her dorm hall to know her better. If only Richie knew that at ten o'clock every evening, the entire dormitory went into lockdown. But, as you know, Richie lost all track of time, and he ended up locked inside the dorm. This was really a serious situation for Lori Beth. Because the dormitory was all female, if a male happened to be caught inside after the doors were locked, it meant immediate expulsion for poor Lori Beth. And, this episode can be watched HERE. Take my word for it...it's worth every minute.

(For the record, Richie and Lori Beth end up getting married towards the end of the series.)

I think there's one final episode that I really should post when talking about Richie Cunningham. It was an episode that was almost his last.

Of course, when the episode title happens to be “Richie Almost Dies”, I think it's a pretty clear indicator that you know what the ultimate conclusion is for the episode, but the episode is fantastic, just because we saw some things that we never thought we would.

In the episode, Richie finally manages to save up enough money to buy himself a motorcycle. It's been a dream of his to own one for a while, but Howard and Marion are very worried about Richie owning one. They fear that he would get hurt riding one. Of course, Richie doesn't take heed of their warnings. As far as he was concerned, he had to have the motorcycle, and he looked forward to giving Lori Beth a ride.

But, Richie ends up having a really bad accident. An accident so severe, he ended up in a coma. Marion and Howard are absolutely devastated over the accident, and when the doctor reveals that there's a possibility that Richie may not come out of the coma, everyone is very upset.

Of course, none are more upset than Fonzie. In fact, watch the clip below to see some rather powerful acting by Mr. Henry Winkler regarding Richie's accident. Some might think that the clip hasn't aged well, but I think that it was poignant for the time.



TRIVIA: When the Happy Days 30th anniversary special aired in 2004, Henry Winkler revealed during the filming that Fonzie's breakdown was actually done intentionally per the request of teachers who taught abused children. They wanted to show that it was okay for someone as “cool” as Fonzie to show emotion.

And, just so you were wondering, Richie did survive with nothing more than a broken arm. I mean, the episode was called “Richie ALMOST Dies”.

That's about all that I have to say about Richie Cunningham. As many of you know, Ron Howard's contract role came to an end in 1980, but over the next four years, Ron Howard would continue playing Richie on a recurring basis. He even appeared on the series finale in 1984 (presumably right around the time that he was working on the film “Splash”). So, I thought to close this blog entry off, I would post Richie Cunningham's final appearance on the show. I think it pretty much says it all...though what the heck is up with that moustache?


Thursday, March 15, 2012

To Tell The Truth...I Cannot Lie

Have you ever heard of the Ace Attorney video game series, produced by Capcom?



Upon hearing the phrase “Ace Attorney”, you might assume that the main protagonists of the games are defense attorneys and prosecutors, and that the majority of the game takes place inside a courtroom.

Well, that assumption happens to be true. It is a game where you play as one of four lawyers, and your main goal is to produce evidence during trials that will help you get your client proven not guilty.

So, based on that description you might have the idea that the idea of having a game where you defend clients in a courtroom is one of the dullest, most boring ideas for a video game in the whole world, right?

Well, I say...or rather, Phoenix Wright says...



...ahem...thank you, Mr. Wright.

After playing a couple of these games (there's six total, five of which have been released in North America between 2001 and 2009), I've become a huge fan of the series. It's so much more than proving that your client is innocent. You get to see exactly what makes criminals tick. Why they act the way they do. Some of the people on the stand actually go through hilarious breakdowns as their little web of deception comes crashing down all around them. Knowing that it was you who caused the criminals to crack under pressure is incredibly satisfying.

I mean, let's face it. Some of these criminals were downright disturbing and were outed as cold-blooded killers. Why wouldn't you feel some pride in locking them behind bars? It may be a fictional setting, but the way the games are set up are incredibly real.

As I said, there are four main playable characters that you can control, based on the games that you play, although there are a couple of minor characters that make an appearance as well.



Probably the main character of the whole series is defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who really seems to grow with each case. He's featured as the main character in three of the six games, as well as a supporting character in a fourth. One thing that I noticed about Phoenix was just how much he grew as a person and as a lawyer. From his first case where he stumbled his way to a victory, to his penultimate case where he dominated the courtroom, he definitely proved himself to be a powerful attorney. Sure, there was one incident in which he was set up by another prosecutor, and he ended up losing his badge, but Phoenix never really lost his touch. His unique ability was that he could unlock secrets locked away in people's testimonies (the secrets being in the form of Psyche Locks). The more locks he unlocked, the closer he got to exposing the truth.



There's Apollo Justice, who is also a defense attorney, and much like Phoenix, he was a bit of a basketcase during his first trial, but managed to find a way to get through and develop his skills accordingly. He also had a unique ability to point out exactly when a person was lying on the stand. By using his bracelet, he could focus on little habits that witnesses did which outed them. It could be something simple like tugging on an ear, or fiddling with a page in a book (and yes, witnesses in this game can take everything from books to bowls of borscht with them on the stand), but if Apollo noticed it, he could really run with it. As of now, he only has one game where he is the star.



We also have Miles Edgeworth. Unlike Justice and Wright, Edgeworth became a prosecutor. Initially having the opinion that one had to have a perfect case to win, he changed his ways, and his stoic and defensive nature softened over time. Miles Edgeworth has two games in the series (one released in North America, one in Japan), and in both games, he actually takes on the role of investigator, investigating crime scenes to solve murders, robberies, arson attacks, and smuggling operations. His special power involves something called “Logic”. He can take two pieces of completely different evidence, and join them together to form a new conclusion. Once he has these new conclusions, he can use them to poke holes in the alibis of witnesses everywhere.



Finally, we have to give special attention to the late Mia Fey. She was a lawyer in the game, and although she never had a game of her own, she did take on the role of lawyer in a couple of Ace Attorney games. Tragically, her life was cut short when she was murdered in her own office...but just because her body might be dead didn't mean that her SPIRIT was.

Perhaps one of the biggest selling points for the games is that all six of them are connected to each other in some format, and all the main characters were connected to each other in some way. For instance, Mia Fey's second client was Phoenix Wright. Mia was also Phoenix Wright's mentor during his first trial. Coincidentally, Phoenix Wright eventually became a mentor to Apollo Justice when he began his law career. And, the reason why Phoenix Wright became a lawyer was to track down his childhood friend, Miles Edgeworth.

So, between all the Ace Attorney games, there's a really rich character background present in addition to the number of cases filled with background humour and double entendres...some being a bit sexual in nature, might I add.

(Don't worry...there's no nudity, and there's barely any swearing in the games...but they aren't exactly innocent either.)

So, now that you know a bit about the Ace Attorney series of video games, I bet you're wondering what this has to do with the confession that I am supposed to make on this and every Thursday. Well, I'm getting to that.



You see, part of the whole idea of the game series is to point out contradictions and lies in witnesses. When you spot the point in the game where you know that the witness is lying, you are supposed to press them at certain statements to reveal more testimony, and then present appropriate evidence that confirms that they are in fact, lying. It's a skill that requires a lot of work. Certainly during my first playthrough of Ace Attorney Investigations, I didn't have a perfect game. Far from it, actually. But, that was fine, because I knew that it was a game, and I could always restart the game and start again at the last save point to correct myself. In real life, it isn't quite so cut and dry. If I were a real lawyer, I can't very well walk out of the courtroom, lock the door behind me, and then come back in to start again. It would be pretty ridiculous, right?

But again, there's a reason why I never pursued a career in law.

THURSDAY CONFESSION #11-A: Unlike Phoenix Wright, Apollo Justice, Miles Edgeworth, and Mia Fey, I find it difficult to separate the truth from a barrage of lies. Though I've gotten less gullible over the years, I still find it hard tell the difference between fact and fiction.

(And, yes...this confession is in two parts!)



I don't have a fancy bracelet to hone in on people's habits. I don't have the ability to see Psyche Locks floating around people when they speak. I can't even say that my logic skills are as sharp as Miles Edgeworth's.

I have a horrible time determining whether people are telling the truth or lying through their teeth.

Well, all right, maybe my skills aren't THAT bad. I mean, if someone came up to me and told me that the sky was green, I'd be hard pressed to take them seriously. Or, if someone tried to tell me that they were eighteen when they clearly looked like they were seventy, they'd be pretty hard-pressed to convince me that they were telling the truth.

I'm talking about lies that are more...subtle.

If we just go back to the Ace Attorney games for a minute, would you like to know how long it took me to complete the first case (of which the first case of each game is a tutorial level)? It took me eight hours! Now, to some of you, that might not sound like a lot of time, but when you consider that hard-core gamers have completed the entire GAME in eight hours, that's not a great start.

Specifically, do you know which part of the game really threw me for a loop?



It was the cross-examination period. The one part in the game where you listen to the testimony of the witnesses, and your job is to go in and poke holes in their otherwise flawless alibis.

I admit that I completely sucked at that part. Half the time, I couldn't even figure out where the lie was. When I did spot the contradiction, I was at a loss as to what piece of evidence to present that best proved that they were lying. I ended up getting more “Game Over” screens than I really wanted to admit to.

I hate to say this, but to get through some of the harder cases, I actually used a cheat sheet in order to get through the cross-examination part of the game. That's how terrible I am at picking out lies.

And, that's just a video game! Could you imagine how bad I am at picking out lies in the real world with real people? When I was younger, it was absolutely difficult for me.

In fact, I'm sorry to say that when I was in my school years, I was quite gullible as a kid.

Take the example where kids promise to be your best friend at recess so that they can get their hands on your Oreo cookies, and then once they got what they wanted, went right back to teasing you. You'd think that after the first time, I'd get the point and see through the lies, and never trust them again. But no, this continued on for the whole school year, with me thinking that they would warm up to me. But it was the same. They loved me until the cookies were gone and then they ditched me. But, it was a lesson in trust that I had to learn the hard way.

I also remember a moment in which a couple of kids tried to convince me that I hadn't done my homework that was due in class that day. If I remember correctly, it was a project on snow and ice. It was an activity booklet that I knew that we worked on only during class time. There was no need for us to bring the project home because we only worked on it in class. But yet these two rotten boys had told me that on the day that I was sick the week before, the teacher had told us that the last two pages had to be done for homework. Naturally, the snow and ice project was to be turned in to be marked the very day they told me, and here I was with two blank pages at the end of the book that had nothing on them. I think I grabbed a blue crayon in my haste and started drawing random pictures of igloos to make it look complete before I handed it in.

It wasn't until the teacher handed back our projects that the truth came out. I was the only one who completed the last two pages in the booklet. We hadn't even covered that section in class. And, yet, here I was...the only one in the class who did the last two pages. I felt like an idiot, and I imagine those two boys in the class really thought they were smart for pulling the wool over my eyes. But, then when it came time to complete the booklet, I watched with glee as everyone else in the class did the work that I had done two days earlier. It was almost the perfect karmic retribution.

Even as an adult, I still get tripped up by telling the difference between truth and lies. You know those television shows that sometimes air on the History Channel, or the Syfy Network that have the programs on urban legends? They have three stories that air, each one more unbelievable than the next, and your job is to determine whether the stories are real, or fake. The shows are entertaining, and I admit that I have fun guessing...but unfortunately, watching those shows, I can't seem to tell the difference. Every story that they prove as being false I actually believed happened!

Though admittedly, as I grow older, I grow wiser as well. I'm definitely not as bad as I used to be when it comes to acting in a gullible fashion. I find that I'm much less apt to trust people at their word, especially when it comes to meeting them for the first time. I guess like the characters on the video games that I brought up earlier in this post, I find it a bit easier to tell when certain people are telling me fibs. One way that I can tell when certain people are trying to pull one over on me is through facial expressions. I've noticed that if someone is telling me a lie, they never look at me directly in the eye. Their gaze is almost always to the side, or towards the ceiling or floor. But, it's never direct eye contact. And unless they have a really bad case of lazy eye, chances are that the story they are telling me is not true.

But when the shoe is on the other foot, I find that my poker face is quite terrible.



Um...thank you Lady Gaga, but that's not quite the poker face that I was talking about. I'm talking about the second part of my confession.



THURSDAY CONFESSION #11-B: I make a terrible liar.

I'm absolutely serious about this too. I find it incredibly difficult to tell lies...at least in face to face interactions.

As someone who wants to be a published writer, I imagine the ability to stretch the truth can come in handy when it comes to plotting out character traits and plot devices. And, I most certainly have had people telling various fibs in any pieces that I have written that are not blog related. But when it comes to trying to tell a lie in front of someone face to face, I just can't do it. I don't know what signals I myself give off, but somehow, I always manage to get caught. I make a horrible liar.

I would do absolutely terrible in the game of poker. My bluff face simply isn't that good no matter how hard I try. I understand the mechanics behind poker. I know the difference between a royal flush and a full house. I can tell the difference between a club and a spade, and I do know that a King is a more valuable card than a Jack. What I lack is the ability to hide my disgust over a bad hand, or glee over a good hand. People can read me like a book. I can pretend to act like I have a hand that is totally contradictory to the one I really have, but it is to no avail. I somehow always manage to have people see right through my bluff, and I always lose the hand. Because I'm incapable of lying during a poker game.

Note to all of you. If you are playing poker, please don't invite me...unless you actually want all my money.

That's not a joke, by the way.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Berenstain Bears

It’s always hard to hear the news of somebody passing away, especially when they were someone who has such a positive influence on your childhood.  I recently experienced a moment like this a couple of weeks ago.

Although I never got to physically meet this woman or her husband, their contributions to the world of children’s literature definitely had a strong impact on my childhood.  It kind of leaves me with a bit of a hole in my heart, knowing that both of them are gone, knowing that they will never be able to create any new stories with the family of characters that made them stars in the world of literature.  Their stories and books were so influential in my childhood, and I will never forget the fond memories I had reading their books.


On February 24, 2012, we said goodbye to author Janice Berenstain.  She was 88 years old.  Her husband, Stanley, had passed away seven years earlier in 2005. 

Of course, most of you would probably know them best as Stan and Jan Berenstain, the creators of the Berenstain Bear book series.


Let me tell you how huge the Berenstain Bear book franchise became.  The first Berenstain Bears book was printed fifty years ago, in 1962.  It was a little book known as “The Big Honey Hunt”.  Over the course of the next fifty years, the Berenstain Bears library would contain upwards of 300 titles!  And, I imagine that of all those titles, I probably have read at least half of them.

The story behind how the partnership between Stan and Jan came to be is quite touching and inspiring.  Back when Janice Berenstain was known as Janice Grant, she met Stanley Berenstain in 1941.  They were both classmates at the Philadelphia Museum School of Industrial Art, and the two of them became fast friends.  They were temporarily separated when Stan went to work as a medical illustrator for the Army while Janice worked as a riveter during World War II.  They were reunited as soon as the war ended in 1945, and just months later, in April 1946, they got married.

The couple would end up having two children, Michael and Leo, and the couple initially started their careers as art teachers.  But, both Stan and Jan really wanted to break out into the world of cartooning and getting published.  They eventually got their first big break selling illustrations to various publications, including Good Housekeeping, McCall’s, The Saturday Evening Post, and Collier’s.  In 1951, shortly after the birth of Leo, but before the birth of Michael, the Berenstains wrote and published their first book, “Berenstain’s Baby Book”.  More books would follow, and many of them were geared towards parents, and offered tips, advice, and guidance for parents on how to raise children. 

That was fine and dandy for the adult population.  But it wasn’t until the 1960s that the Berenstains would venture into their most successful venture. 

Writing for children.

They immediately agreed upon deciding to write a children’s book that the main character would be bears.  According to Stan’s reasoning, the reason why bears were chosen was because they were fairly easy to draw.  But Stan also admitted that when it came to fleshing out the details of the main characters, he noted that the female bears were very good at mothering, while the male bears were terrible fathers.  I suppose this explains why Mama Bear was always depicted as the main disciplinarian, while Papa Bear was kind of a bumbling dolt upon hearing Stan’s explanation.  There was also a small bear cub that was originally named Small Bear.  He would eventually get a name change as the popularity of the Berenstain Bear series increased, but we’ll talk more about that a little later.

Would you believe that the first story idea that the Berenstains came up with starring the Berenstain Bears was a 1957 tale with the title “Freddy Bear’s Spanking”?  Try selling that title to a book publisher these days!


They had sent the manuscript of the story to another well known author, Theodor Geisel (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss), who himself had gotten a job as an editor for Random House’s Beginner Books, after having success of his own with “The Cat In The Hat”.  While Geisel took the manuscript, he also challenged the Berenstains to make improvements on their writing and to connect with their readers on a deeper level.

It would take five years before the manuscript was edited enough for Geisel’s liking (which if I read the information about it correctly meant that the entire subject and plot changed), but eventually, the project turned into the 1962 book “The Big Honey Hunt”. 


Would you believe that “The Big Honey Hunt” was originally intended to be a one-off tale?  Geisel believed that because there were too many bear references in popular media (The Three Bears, Yogi Bear, etc) for the Berenstain Bears to make much of an impact.  He even told the Berenstain Bears to come up with a story involving a different set of animals altogether!  Sure enough, the Berenstains went to work on creating a story involving penguins!  Those plans were soon abandoned when Geisel realized that “The Big Honey Hunt” was selling extremely well.  He told the Berenstains to continue using the bears as characters, which was a good thing, because I really don’t think the Berenstain Penguins would have worked quite as well.

Thus, the Berenstain Bears were born.


Each story was set in the fictional Bear Country.  The bears lived in a giant treehouse (literally, it was a house built inside a huge tree), and originally, the earliest books would revolve around Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Small Bear.  But over the course of the series, two more bears would join the family.  In 1974, the Berenstain Bears wrote the story “The Berenstain Bears’ New Baby”, after getting dozens of letters from young girls begging them to put in a girl bear.  In the book, we see the arrival of a new female bear cub, named Sister Bear.  With the arrival of Sister Bear, the character of Small Bear became “Brother Bear”.  In the year 2000, a third bear cub would join the family named “Honey Bear”, who was born in the book “The Berenstain Bears and Baby Make Five”.


TRIVIA:  Honey Bear was given her name by a fan who won a contest that was held to name the baby in 2000.

I think it’s a safe bet to say that children who have been born over the last five decades have read at least one book featuring the Berenstain Bears.  The books sold almost three hundred million copies all over the world, and have been translated into 23 different languages.  And, believe it or not, two Berenstain Bears television series were created as a result of the incredible popularity of the book series.  Aside from the five prime time specials that aired between 1979 and 1983, the first television series was a part of CBS’ Saturday Morning line-up between 1985 and 1987, and it was the series that I remember best.  Here’s the intro for the 1985 series below.


And, below this paragraph, you can watch the 2003 revamp of the series, which aired exclusively on most PBS stations.


I should note that while there were some original stories that were created specifically for the television shows, in both the 1985 and 2003 versions, the cartoons sometimes were animated adaptations of past books.  If you want to you can click on the titles in this paragraph to watch an episode of each version.  You can watch “The Berenstain Bears and the Messy Room” from 1985, as well as “The Berenstain Bears Get The Gimmies” from 2003.

TRIVIA:  Ruth Buzzi voiced Mama Bear in the 1985 version, while actor Michael Cera voiced Brother Bear in the 2003 version.

But while the Berenstain Bears series was well-loved by children, it was subject to a lot of criticism as well.  Critics lambasted the series, and amongst some of the most negative adjectives that were used for the series were “syrupy”, “formulaic”, “hokey”, “abominable”, and “unsatisfying”.

Well, you know what I have to say about that?  Screw the naysayers.  I happen to love the Berenstain Bears.  I still do at the age of 30.  They were awesome books, and I can’t remember a time in which I didn’t like a Berenstain Bears book.  Those bears helped me learn so much about myself.  I’d like to think that they also taught me a lot of life lessons and morals along the way that made me who I am today.  Over the years, the Berenstain Bears have evolved with the times.  In the earliest bear stories, the bears dealt with issues such as going to the dentist or going to school for the first time, but over the years, they would also face the topics of peer pressure, cheating, poor sportsmanship, and even online bullying.  And, yet, every book had Brother and Sister (and sometimes Papa and Mama too) learning something about themselves.  And, the more they learned, the more we readers learned.

So, to try and come up with a list of my five favourite Berenstain Bear books is almost impossible for me to do.  There were so many to choose from, and I loved every single one I read.  But, in the end, I came up with these five.  Maybe you’ll agree, and maybe you won’t.  But, somehow, these five books always stuck with me. 


1 – THE BERENSTAIN BEARS GO TO THE DOCTOR (1981)

I think that this book was the one book that allowed me to get over my fear of doctors and hospitals.  I used to hate sitting in the waiting room of the doctors office, or the wait area of the emergency room at the hospital.  They just always seemed like creepy places to be in.  Ironically enough, the first time I ever read this book was in the waiting room for a doctor’s appointment.  When I read about Brother and Sister Bear going through a doctor’s visit with a check-up, it certainly eased my fears.  Seeing Brother and Sister undergoing reflex tests, and having the doctor listen to their heartbeats, and checking their ears eased my fears.  And, I still state that watching Sister getting a shot without the slightest pain helped me overcome my fear of needles.  After all, if Sister could get a shot without flinching, I could too.   There’s also a surprise ending involving Papa Bear that made me laugh.


2 – THE BIKE LESSON (1964)

This book was actually the second book that featured the Berenstain Bears, and it happens to also be one of my all-time favourites, if for no reason being that you really felt terrible for Papa Bear.  In the story, Papa Bear tries to teach Small Bear how to ride a bicycle, but all of his efforts usually lead to Papa Bear getting into one mishap after another.  One mishap actually involves him getting stuck in a chimney!  I’m still trying to figure out how that happened!


3 – THE BERENSTAIN BEARS AND THE TRUTH (1983)

I include this one because if memory serves me, it was the very first Berenstain Bears book that I ever read.  In the book, Brother and Sister are playing ball inside the house (which is against the rules), and somehow, they end up breaking Mama’s ugly green and blue lamp into a hundred pieces.  Knowing that their mother would be very upset if she knew that they had broken it, they decide to fabricate a story where a bird flies through the window and breaks the lamp.  But when Brother and Sister can’t seem to get their stories straight, the lie is exposed, and the cubs learn a very valuable lesson about trust.


4 – THE BERENSTAIN BEARS AND THE IN-CROWD (1989)

I love this book because it deals with a subject that I faced several times in my youth.  When a new girl named Queenie arrives at Sister’s school, Queenie makes fun of her, and tells her that she just isn’t cool.  And when Sister’s friends ditch her to be just like Queenie, Sister faces the dilemma of peer pressure.  Will she change herself to be just like Queenie too, or will she decide that being Sister is enough?  Definitely check this book out.


5 – THE BERENSTAIN BEARS LEARN ABOUT STRANGERS (1985)

This book is just as important for parents to read along with their children, as it deals with a potentially scary subject, but is worded in a way that young children can understand.  Sister Bear has always been a friendly sort, but Brother Bear worries that Sister shouldn’t talk to everybody she meets on the street.  But after Sister sees a headline about missing cubs in the newspaper, Sister soon sees the world as a very scary place.  It takes Mama to try and calm Sister down by informing her about strangers (using apples as a visual aid).  Mama’s lesson proves to be effective for Sister and when Sister spots Brother getting into a precarious situation involving a stranger, it’s up to Sister to act.  Again, I highly recommend this book to parents as a tool to educate their children on this very serious subject.


It seems almost mind-boggling to me that the Berenstain Bears have been around for fifty years!  Although Stan and Jan are no longer with us, their sons have carried on the tradition, with Mike consulting on Berenstain Bears books after Stan’s death.  Although there has not been a new Berenstain Bears book since 2011, I wouldn’t count out the possibility of the Berenstain children carrying on the tradition.

At least, I only hope so.  The Berenstain Bears are too good to let go of.