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Monday, February 02, 2015

Groundhog Day Facts

First things first, congratulations to the New England Patriots for being the victors in Super Bowl XLIX.  Although I didn't watch the game, I heard that it was a really close one, and from what I hear, the Patriots came back from behind to win over the Seattle Seahawks 28-24. 

Again, congratulations New England Patriots on your win!

So, football fans, you now have to wait another 370 days for the 50th anniversary of the Super Bowl, scheduled for February 7, 2016.  Sounds like an eternity, doesn't it?

In the meantime, as the calendar changes over from February 1 to February 2, we find that we're celebrating another day that North Americans have a love-hate relationship with.



Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to Groundhog Day.

To some people, Groundhog Day doesn't even seem like much of a holiday in the first place.  It's not a statutory holiday, so we're still forced to attend work and school.  It's held on what is typically one of the coldest days of the year (especially if you live in Canada or the top half of the United States).  And the day brings forth much rage and anger towards this furry little creature.



Now, I suppose you ask...what could this little guy do that could make reasonable human beings like you and I go absolutely postal?  What could this little guy do that could make even sympathizers of PETA see red?

I suppose I should explain the tradition of Groundhog Day and how it all began before I continue.

Nobody really knows when the first observance of Groundhog Day was held, but it is estimated that Groundhog Day began in either the late 18th century or early 19th century in the state of Pennsylvania.  Based on the European folklore involving the prediction of weather, the groundhog "predicts" the weather by venturing outside and checking to see if he can see its shadow.

According to the legend of the groundhog, the saying goes like this.  If the groundhog happens to see his shadow, then he will retreat back into his burrow to continue hibernation.  If the groundhog is unable to see his shadow, then he will frolic in the great outdoors.

Or in simpler terms...

Shadow Yay = Late Spring
Shadow Nay = Early Spring

Or, even simpler than that - pray that February 2 is a cloudy day if you want spring to come earlier, rather than later.  February 2 is probably one day in which sunny weather is not welcomed at all, and if the groundhog happens to see his shadow, people who believe that the groundhog knows all will be very upset.

And if the groundhog claims that we'll have an early Spring, but we end up having snowstorms every four days until April, people would come after the poor guy with pitchforks, wanting him to suffer for his deception.

Not that I have ever wanted to go after a groundhog for getting the weather wrong.  To be honest, I kind of laugh at the idea of using a marmot to predict the weather and have never taken it seriously.  Because we all know that the groundhog is only right part of the time anyway.  And, what happens if the forecast for February 2 calls for a mix of sun and cloud?  You can't have your winter and not have it at the same time!

It is fascinating to see just how some communities come together to celebrate Groundhog Day.  Obviously, the largest Groundhog Day...upon lack of a better word...festival takes place in the state where the tradition was born.  And in the community of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, the whole community and surrounding areas gather to hear the prediction of what its most famous resident, Punxsutawney Phil, has for this year.



Mind you, this is probably the 100th different Punxsutawney Phil that has existed since the first Groundhog Day was celebrated.  Not even the most agile of groundhogs can live over three hundred years! 

TRIVIA:  In fact, on average, the typical groundhog lives up to a maximum of nine years.

Even so, the prediction of Punxsutawney Phil is a highlight in what is otherwise a frosty time of the year.



And hey, Punxsutawney Phil appeared as "himself" in the 1993 film "Groundhog Day" which starred Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.  Now, if you absolutely despise the day Groundhog Day, the movie "Groundhog Day" might make you crazy, as Bill Murray ends up caught in an infinite time loop where every day is "Groundhog Day".  Believe me, I would probably go crazy myself if every day was "Groundhog Day" myself.

No, actually, that's not true.  If I was caught in a time loop where every day was Valentine's Day, then I would go absolutely mental.

Anyway, going back to the day "Groundhog Day", I mentioned that the most famous of all the groundhogs is Punxsutawney Phil, but all over North America are other groundhogs representing their own communities in an effort to be the most accurate groundhog ever.

It's almost like a Miss America beauty pageant...only for groundhogs.



For instance, the closest groundhog near where I hail from is Wiarton Willie.  His success rate since debuting in 1956 has been a dismal 37% accuracy.  Not the greatest track record...but then again, I dismiss the notion of a groundhog being able to predict the weather anyway.  Still, the legend of Wiarton Willie lives on.

And, in other areas of the continent you can find other groundhog representatives.  In York, Pennsylvania, you can find Poor RichardWynter the Groundhog lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  In Marion, Ohio resides Buckeye Chuck.  If you're in Nova Scotia, Canada, you may have heard of Shubenacadie Sam.  And in the community of Val d'Espoir, Quebec, the groundhog is named...Fred.

Nothing fancy.  Just Fred.  At least they didn't name it Poutine.

Coincidentally, today, Wiarton Willie predicted that we would have an early spring.  This is what I woke up to this morning.



Sunday, February 01, 2015

You're Gonna Hear Her Roar

Hello, everyone, and a happy first of February to all of you reading this!

February may be the shortest month of the year, but I promise that this February, I'll be cramming in the pop culture.  At the same time, I'll continue to bring in more of myself this year.  After all, you can't have a true blog if you aren't willing to share a little bit about yourself.



So, I imagine that many of you will be gathered around the television later on tonight to get prepared for the Super Bowl - an annual tradition since January 15, 1967.  This is the 49th edition of the Super Bowl, and the two teams battling each other for the title are the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots.  Good luck to both teams, and play safe!

Certainly when it comes to this year's Super Bowl, there are lots of keywords that are floating around.  Words like halftime, football, Deflategate, and commercial.  And it is estimated that over one hundred million people will be tuning in for the sports event.

Count me out as one of those hundred million.

Look, it's not that I have anything against the Super Bowl.  I understand that it's just as big of a sporting event as the World Series, the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and even the FIFA World Cup.  And if you are having a Super Bowl party where you're surrounded by great friends, chicken wings, and nachos, that makes the experience even more fun. 

But I have never claimed to be a football fan.  I can't even throw a football.  To me, watching football is about as stimulating as watching grass grow in the middle of a field.  Nothing against anyone who eats, breathes, and sleeps football, but I'd rather binge watch an entire season of some bad 1980s sitcom than watch football on television.

Truth be told, the only time I would ever watch any of the Super Bowl is during halftime.  At least the music fan in me appreciates a good Super Bowl Halftime Show!  It doesn't even matter to me who the entertainment is during that year's performance - you're guaranteed to have a good time.

Take 2012 for instance.  Many people dismissed Madonna as being long past her "Like A Virgin" years and trying to hard to stay relevant, but you have to give her credit - she put on a hell of a show.

2013 was also quite memorable, as Beyonce reunited with her Destiny's Child bandmates for the first time in years.  Some complained that Beyonce turned down the microphones of both Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams so that Beyonce could be heard better, but in the long run, it was a great performance.

Unfortunately, I missed last year's Super Bowl halftime show which had Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  I was violently ill with a stomach virus and spent the whole day in bed.  I have heard that it was also a fantastic show.

This year, we have a lady that continues to live out her teenage dream - a woman who literally burst out onto the scene seven years ago with her single "I Kissed A Girl".  Since then, she has catapulted onto the pop scene with songs such as "Firework", "Wide Awake", and "Dark Horse".



And I have to admit, I'm quite intrigued to see what Katy Perry has in store for us at tonight's halftime show.  In a music industry that is dominated by artists who sound the same, I consider Katy Perry to be one of the standouts, and I will be perfectly honest.  There's not really a Katy Perry song out there that I DON'T like.  I think they all have their place in the world, and it'll be interesting to see what songs she will include in her setlist.

I wonder if THIS song will be one of them?



ARTIST:  Katy Perry
SONG:  Roar
ALBUM:  Prism
DATE RELEASED:  August 10, 2013
PEAK POSITION ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS:  #1 for 2 weeks

A few factoids about Katy Perry's "Roar" before we continue with this entry.



- This was Katy Perry's eighth #1 single on the Billboard Charts
- This was the first single from Katy's fourth album, "Prism"
- The song peaked at #1 in several other countries including Australia, Austria, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Ireland, Israel, Lebanon, Mexico, New Zealand, Scotland, South Korea, Turkey, and the United Kingdom.
- The song has sold a total of nearly ten million copies as of January 2015.

Some might even consider this single to be Katy Perry's official signature song.

I don't know if I would agree with that statement, but I agree that the song is a fantastic one, not necessarily because of the fact that it became a worldwide hit, but because of the message that it gives in the lyrics.

Of course, Katy, never one to completely shed her whimsical side, has a spectacular music video for this song which has her taming the tiger that ate her boyfriend! 

TRIVIA:  The tiger is named "Kitty Purry".

But there's a powerful, more deeper message included in this song.  The song is all about empowerment and standing up for yourself, or as co-writer of "Roar" Bonnie McKee stated in an interview with MTV describes it, "a pick yourself up and dust yourself off and keep going, female-empowerment song".



And certainly, Katy Perry had a lot of that to deal with when she was recording "Prism".  Her marriage to comedian Russell Brand had just broken up, and judging by some of the songs on "Prism", she obviously had a lot of pent-up frustration that she had to work through.  Katy herself admits that she was inspired to write "Roar" after a therapy session where she admitted that she was "sick of keeping all these feelings inside and not speaking up for myself".

The end result?  Probably one of Katy's most powerful songs to date.  I mean, yes, the reviews of the single were mixed according to critics, but who really cares what they think, right?  The important thing is that this song is Katy's own personal declaration that she will survive anything and that she will make it even though she went through something tough.

And look at her now, performing at tonight's Super Bowl!  Excellent job, Katy!

Who knows?  She could very well could be singing this song at the halftime show.  The question is...which of the two teams will be singing this song alongside her at the end of the championship?

The game starts at 6:30pm Eastern Standard Time.  Not much longer to wait now.

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Border Security - My Latest Obsession

I have to tell you, I have a new obsession in my life.  And yes, it happens to be related to the boob tube, so to speak.

Funny thing is that this is a type of show that if it were on any other subject, I would never ever watch it. 

I have never really been a huge fan of documentary style programs for the most part.  There are exceptions of course (there has not been an episode of "Behind the Music" or "True Hollywood Story" that I have not liked), but I find most documentaries to be really dry and boring.

I know some people absolutely love watching IMAX documentaries, BBC nature specials, and "The Nature of Things" on the CBC, but I couldn't be bothered with watching any of it.  When I was in school and we had to watch these sorts of things, I was always the kid who would not pay attention to the movie, and instead spent the time reading comic books at my desk.

(Trust me, I found a way to do it - even in the dark.  The trick is to always grab a desk that is next to a window.)

So, imagine my surprise when I announce that my latest television obsession is a documentary style program.  I wouldn't exactly call it a reality program, but it does take one into the world of a particular career that is definitely a lot more challenging than I thought initially.  It is also a show that shows how different each country is when it comes to screening tourists, immigrants, and even incoming mail.



Yes, I am addicted to the television series "Border Security". 

And by all accounts, I really shouldn't be.  I have no interest in working customs in the slightest, and honestly, I lack the personality needed to confront some of the most blatant lawbreakers in society.

(Or, in other words, I have no balls to confront people.  At least I'm being honest.)

But watching this show on a couple of travel channels here in Canada, I have to say that I am absolutely hooked!

Canada has its own version of the show "Border Security", and it has aired on Global since 2012.  But many don't realize that the show "Border Security" originated in another country exactly eight years earlier.



The original "Border Security" show debuted in Australia in the year 2004 on the Seven Network - a country which probably has some of the strictest guidelines when it comes to travel and post protocol.

It makes sense if you think about it.  Australia is one of the largest island nations in the entire world, and its border security needs to be on guard at all times.  Obviously the job of anyone who protects a country's borders is to keep the citizens safe against terrorism, illegal drug smuggling, and other criminal acts.  But Australia also has its very own ecosystem, and the country has strict laws regarding the importation of food, plant, and animal matter.  After all, it can just take one diseased product to cripple the Australian economy. 

And I have to say...while I do love the Canadian version of the show, I prefer the original version from Australia better.  For one, it's good to see how diligent people are at their jobs.  It goes to show just how well trained and well prepared border security agents are at their jobs - in both Australia and Canada, at least, as those are the only two versions of the show that I've seen.  I also want to visit the country of Australia at some point in my life, and watching this show gives me a better idea of what to do and what not to do in order to get through customs quickly and easily.

And, hey...I can't resist an Aussie accent.  What can I say?

In fact, I think that rather than tell you what the show is all about, why not show you instead?

To end this blog off, I thought that I would offer up a five-episode marathon for you that I discovered from YouTube.  Sit back and enjoy!

Season9, Episode 1

Friday, January 30, 2015

What To Do In Case Of An Emergency...

Is it just my neck of the woods, or has January 2015 been one of the snowiest Januaries that I have ever seen?



I wouldn't classify it as being THE snowiest January ever.  If I recall, the winter of 1997/1998 was horrible as well.  And I'm sure that those of you who were alive during the giant blizzard of 1977 probably have some stories to tell from that period as well.  But as I type this message out (just after midnight), the sky is a sickly shade of lavender, and the snow is coming down and blanketing the earth into a brighter shade of white than ever before.

If only we had this weather around Christmas.  To me, snow is only magical in the month of December.  In January, it's a nuisance and it needs to melt.  Like now.

Of course, here in Canada, snow is something that is for the most part expected between the months of November and April.  We just look up, shrug our shoulders, grab the shovels, and scrape the ice off of our vehicles.

Because we're Canadians, and we can handle it.

That being said, I sure hope that my pals in the Maritime provinces and the Northeastern United States are surviving the massive storms that hit the area just a couple of days ago.  I imagine that some are still trying to find a way to dig out, and I would imagine that some areas are still without power at this time.  Stay safe everyone.  Believe me, I was a survivor of the great ice storm of 1998 which knocked out power and major services for several weeks in some places.  It was a very scary and frustrating time to go through, and I certainly wouldn't want to wish that sort of thing on anyone.

I think that it is important to be prepared for any sort of disaster, especially one that happens to be out of our control. 

Granted, in my neck of the woods, the only things that we really have to be aware of are ice storms, blizzards, and the occasional tornado.  Not that I have seen a tornado up close and personal, but Ontario, Canada has been known to have a few pop up.  But other places also have to deal with hurricanes, floods, wildfires, earthquakes, and even mudslides.

Do you have a survival kit to prepare yourself for such disasters?

Truth is that when it comes to natural disasters, nobody can really predict when or where a disaster will strike, nor can they tell how severe a storm system or an earthquake will be until it actually happens.  That's why it is essential to have some sort of plan in the works in case something happens and you have to make do with the bare necessities.

So, I'm here to give you some suggestions for what to include in an emergency kit, and places where you would want to store them.

I figure that this topic will be a good one to discuss around this time of year.  And besides, it's not like I have any better topic to discuss today. 

Okay, so what should you have in a survival kit?  Quite a few things.



1.  Batteries:  This should really be a no-brainer here.  When the power lines come crashing down, your home will be left in the dark and you will have no electricity.  You really should have a huge supply of batteries available on hand at all times in case this happens.  Try to get a huge supply of both AA and AAA batteries.  Those are the ones you will likely use the most of.  Oh, and keep a few C batteries on hand too.  Some flashlights and portable radios require them to work. 

Speaking of which...



2.  Flashlights - at least one per member of the household.  Again, this should be a no-brainer.  Especially in the first few hours of the crisis.  You will need to have some sort of light source to move around the house or place of business.  You will also need a flashlight to be able to light the next item safely.



3.  Candles:  Candles can be a really useful item in a power outage.  They will be your main source of light through the ordeal, no matter how long it lasts.  Just be careful with them.  Make sure that you light them in areas that are not flammable.  And keep them away from drapes, flowing furniture, clothing items, or anything else that can catch on fire.



4.  Non-Perishable Food Items:  Canned foods are a must have here.  Or dried foods like beef jerky or dried fruit.  Really, anything that will not go bad or expire within the next two years will work.  And make sure that you check your emergency kit every six months or so to toss any food that goes bad.



5.  Bottled Water:  You never know when a disaster could knock out your water supply, so it's best to have a supply of it on hand in case you need it.



6.  Board Games and Puzzle Books:  I know this sounds like a silly thing to include, but you need to have something to pass the time with!

Can you think of anything else to include in an emergency kit?

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Expanding Your Horizons One Department At A Time

They say that change is a good thing.  And well, I did plan on making 2015 the year in which change becomes a major part of my life.

I just never really expected a change quite like this.

So, as of now, I will be going to my fourth different department in two years at the place that I have worked at for the last decade.  This will also be the tenth position that I have held overall.

At least, I THINK that it'll be ten.  Let's see...

Second Shift In-Stock - 12/2004 - 12/2004 (I lasted three days)
Store Standards - 12/2004 - 01/2006
Garden Centre - 04/2005 - 06/2005 ; 04/2013 - 07/2013
Dry Grocery - 01/2006 - 08/2007
Frozen Foods - 08/2007 - 02/2008
Dairy - 02/2008 - 04/2013
Produce - Off and on between 2011 and 2013
Meats - Off and on between 2011 and 2013
Electronics - 07/2013 - 02/2015
Hardware - 02/2015 - ????

Yeah, I should mention that I had two separate stints in garden centre, and that I picked up shifts in produce and meats while I was working in grocery.  That all adds up.



But yes.  I will be moving to the hardware department effective February 7, 2015.  Yowza, that's only a few days from now!

And you know what?  I say bring it on!

As it stands right now, I'll be moving to a department that is well laid out anyway.  All I would really have to do is wander the area for a couple of days and I would feel confident enough to direct people to the right area.



If anything, I would think that the one thing that would give me trepidations would be the idea of knowing how to mix paint.  I scoped out the paint mixing machine, and I think it looks simple enough to use.  Of course, the signs that say "Please wear safety glasses when using" and "Do not put flammable things inside of this machine or it will explode" sort of freak me out a little.

But I'm not too worried.  Everyone I have talked to have said that mixing paint is easier than it looks, and that it's not too stressful to do.  So, I'm taking their word for it.

I think in the long run, I will probably be okay in my new area of the store.  After all, I am located next to the garden centre now, which is an area that I have previous experience in.  I may also have to cover sporting goods as well, which isn't so bad. 

I guess I will find out February 7 to know for sure what will happen.  But I guess when it comes to the idea of leaping into a new department, I'm more prepared to do so than I have ever been in the past.  I can't always say that I have been like this.

Part of the reason why I stayed in the grocery department for so long (seven years total) was because I didn't think I was good enough to do anything else.  But after being bounced around the store from area to area, I realize that this is not the case.  I was completely out of my element when I was in the garden centre, but somehow I made it work, and I thrived there.  Electronics caused me quite a lot of stress, but somehow I got through it.  And I'm sure that I will get through this latest challenge.

I also think that going to other areas of the store will strengthen my wealth of knowledge in a lot of ways.  Before I moved to electronics, I could consider myself to be someone who was one degree away from being Amish, but now I am quite skilled in technology to be able to understand it better than ever before.  I'm not perfect, mind you, but I am definitely a lot better.

I trust that hardware will be the same exact way.  I can't say that I know how to build anything, but maybe being around tools and screws and nuts and bolts will help me absorb knowledge through osmosis.  Maybe I'll be able to tell the difference between different brands of adhesives and fasteners.  Heck, maybe I could mix my own perfect shades of purple and blue house paint for when I finally find that perfect place to live.

(That, of course, is still ongoing.)

The point is, why try to hide from change?  Sometimes it can be a good thing.  And in each and every instance in which I moved departments, I questioned whether or not I could handle it.  And when I found that I could, it made me feel more confident about myself.

And being confident means being comfortable.  Believe me.  It's a good feeling.


Wednesday, January 28, 2015

The Game of the Name

Now, here's a nutty story coming out of the country known as France.  And believe me, I use the adjective "nutty" quite literally in this case.

Recently, a couple in Valenciennes, France became parents to a baby girl and both decided to give her a name that was rather unique to say the least.

The name chosen?  Nutella.



I am almost positive that billions of us all over the planet know what Nutella is.  It's a hazelnut spread that has a hint of chocolate flavour mixed with it, and it has become a breakfast staple for quite a few families.  Nutella can go on bagels, toast, crepes, pancakes...who knows, maybe there's Nutella ice cream out there somewhere.

I'll admit it.  I like Nutella.  But only sparingly.

The point is this.  As a consumable, many people love it.  As a baby name?  France hated it.  They hated it so much that they actually banned the couple from giving the child the name of Nutella.

According to French government, the reason why the parents could not name their child Nutella is because they felt that naming a child after a trademarked breakfast spread would lead to "teasing or disparaging thoughts".  So, as a result, the child's name was shortened to "Ella".  No word on whether the parents will plan on calling her Nutella as a nickname yet.

So, what do you think?  Are you on the side of the parents or the side of the French courts?

Honestly, I can see both sides of the argument.

Sure, naming a child after a chocolate-hazelnut spread is probably not something that everyone does, but there are worse things that the parents could have named her.  It's not like they named her "Skippy", "Smuckers", or "Cheez Whiz".  If I didn't know that Nutella was a food item, it would make a rather unusual, but beautiful name.  Mind you, kids could call her "Nutty" as a cruel nickname, but Nutella as a name isn't the most terrible one I've heard.

Gwyneth Paltrow named her child "Apple", for heaven's sake.

On the other hand, some parents should be banned from even naming their children in the first place.  Take a case that came out of New Zealand for example.  I don't know exactly what this set of parents were thinking when they named their child, but a few years back, a nine-year-old girl had her name legally changed from her given birth name.

That name?  Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. 

Yeah, isn't that considered child abuse in some nations?  I mean, If they had just stopped with Talula, that would have been perfectly fine and still would have been a relatively unique, but normal name.  Why they added those additional five names onto it, who knows?  Maybe they got high off of some Cheez Whiz, I don't know.

Interestingly enough, other names banned from New Zealand include "Yeah Detroit" and "Sex Fruit".  But surprisingly enough, "Number 16 Bus Shelter" made it through.

Remind me never to allow a New Zealander to name my child if I ever have one.

DISCLAIMER:  I am sure that not everyone in New Zealand gives their children awful names.

I'm not totally against having the freedom to name a child a non-traditional name.  Some parents when left to their own devices can come up with some fantastic names that may or may not be found in baby name books.  I mean, I don't think that a potential name should be banned because it happens to be the name for something else.



I mean, what if the world started banning names that contained a colour?  Would that mean that Rose McGowan, Scarlett Johansson, Blu Cantrell, and Violet Affleck would have to change their names?  I mean, Scarlett and Violet are beautiful names.  On the other hand, I wouldn't go crazy with the Crayola colour scheme and name a child "Periwinkle" or "Macaroni and Cheese".



Numbers, on the other hand, should NEVER be considered for names.  Yes, it was cute to see "Six" on "Blossom".  But "Six" was a fictional character.  In the real world, you would have to 86 the "Six".  No kid would also appreciate being named "Zero".  And don't even get me started on the number sixty-nine being appropriate for a child's name...



And then there's the whole idea of a non-traditional name gaining in popularity.  Prior to 1990, you would be hard pressed to find anyone with the name of "Nevaeh" (Heaven spelled backwards).  Would you believe that Nevaeh was the 25th most popular name for girls in the year 2010?!?  Now, I remember being frustrated with being one of six Matthews in my second grade classroom circa 1988.  Now in 2015, there might be more than one Nevaeh in a classroom?  Unbelievable.

I just hope this doesn't kick off a trend.  Maybe we'll now see names like "Yoj", "Wobniar", "Htrae", "Noom", and "Thgilrats".

God help us all if that ever happened...though admittedly, Wobniar isn't the most horrible name out there...

Oh, who am I kidding? 

I guess that when it comes to names, you really should use your best judgment.  Ask yourself the following questions before you proceed.

1.  Can you say the prospective name without laughing?
2.  Does the name sound like a cleaning product?
3.  Does the name sound like something you would use a cleaning product on?
4.  Is the name one of the seven words that the late George Carlin used to say?
5.  Does the name sound like the solution to an algebraic equation?
6.  Is the name found on the Periodic Table of Elements?
7.  Is the name the same as a mobile phone, laptop computer, or video game console?

If you answered no to all of these questions, you're good to go.  Unless of course you want children named "Bobo", "Javex", "Soap Scum", "@#$%", "Square Root", "Hydrogen", or "XBOX".

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

January 27, 1984

Hello, everyone.

First things first, I want to thank those of you who were there for me and comforted me and my family in the wake of my grandmother's passing.  The support really means the world to me.  With all four of my grandparents now deceased, I think it finally hit me just how much I miss all of them.  It also explains why I chose to post things that I wrote several years ago in this blog over the last three days.  I needed to take the time to grieve, and I just wasn't in the mood to sit down at a computer and type out what I was feeling.  I needed to take the time to rest and reflect.

I am back with the weekly Tuesday Timeline entry however.  And believe me when I say that the subject could be considered a very "hot" topic.  You'll see what I mean in just a few minutes from now.

In the meantime, it is January 27, and we have some historical events and celebrity birthdays to get through first.

1606 - The trial of Guy Fawkes and other conspirators in the "Gunpowder Plot" commences

1785 - The first public university in the United States - The University of Georgia - is established

1880 - Thomas Jefferson receives the patent on the incandescent lamp

1888 - The National Geographic Society is founded in Washington D.C.

1908 - Journalist and publisher William Randolph Hearst, Jr. (d. 1993) is born

1919 - "Alvin and the Chipmunks" creator Ross Bagdasarian (d. 1972) is born in Fresno, California

1921 - Actress Donna Reed (d. 1986) is born in Denison, Iowa

1931 - Author (and creator of Jacob Two-Two) Mordecai Richler (d. 2001) is born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada

1944 - The 900-day siege of Leningrad is lifted

1945 - The Red Army liberates the inmates still inside the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp

1967 - Astronauts Gus Grissom, Roger Chaffee, and Edward White are killed in a fire during a test of the Apollo 1 spacecraft

1973 - The Vietnam War officially ends with the Paris Peace Accords

1980 - Six American diplomats secretly escape Iran in what would come to be known as the "Canadian Caper"

1996 - Germany's first observance of International Holocaust Remembrance Day takes place

2003 - The first selections for the National Recording Registry are announced by the Library of Congress

2010 - "The Catcher in the Rye" author J.D. Salinger dies of natural causes at the age of 91

2013 - In Santa Maria, Brazil, 242 people die in a fire at Kiss Nightclub

And the following famous faces will be frosting cakes today;  James Cromwell, John Witherspoon, Nick Mason, Nedra Talley, Brian Downey, Seth Justman, Tam O'Shaughnessy, Peter Laird, Mimi Rogers, Susanna Thompson, Keith Olbermann, Narciso Rodriguez, Margo Timmins, Mark Moraghan, Bridget Fonda, Alan Cumming, Tricky, Mike Patton, Patton Oswalt, Mark Owen, Josh Randall, Lucy Porter, Jake Pavelka, Rosamund Pike, Davetta Sherwood, and Daisy Lowe.

And now, on with today's date.  I will be the first to admit that I don't really remember this day well at all (I was nearly two and three-quarters when it took place), but it was a date that set the stage for the problems that one entertainer would have until his dying day.



That date is January 27, 1984.

Again, I have very vague memories of the year 1984.  It was the year that I turned three, and admittedly everything before 1986 is one gigantic blur.  But one thing that I do seem to remember was that 1984 seemed to be the year of the soft drink commercials.

Yes, thirty-one years ago, back when people didn't really know about the harmful effects of soda pop on the human body, people all over the world were guzzling down the carbonated beverages that were guaranteed to make you belch at least a couple of times after consumption. 



And certainly, no two companies battled for soda supremacy quite like Pepsi and Coca-Cola.  Sorry Royal Crown, Shasta, and Tab.

During the 1980s, it almost seemed like Coke and Pepsi did everything in their power to try and get consumers to buy their products.  But I think that when it comes to advertising purposes, Pepsi was clearly the winner of the two.   After all, they became known for their "Pepsi Challenge", their commercials appealed to a "new generation", and their commercials featured everyone from Ray Charles and Madonna to the Spice Girls and Britney Spears.  Just have a look at some of the more memorable commercials below.



I suppose looking back on it, Pepsi did seem to be the victor of the "Cola Wars" - at least in the 1980s, anyway.  I don't think consumers really appreciated the "New Coke" scandal of 1985 anyway.

(Just one note:  Pepsi is now third in sales overall behind Coke Classic and Diet Coke.  And, who knew that Diet Coke was considered a separate entity from Coke Classic?  You know, never mind.  I don't even want to try and make sense of it.)



Anyway, back in the 1980s, Pepsi certainly seemed to be the choice of the next generation.  And nobody seemed to deliver that message any clearer than the "King of Pop" himself, Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson filmed several commercials for the soft drink manufacturer, and Pepsi became a major sponsor of Jackson's world tours until the early 1990s.  And as far back as I can remember, people always loved seeing Michael Jackson in the Pepsi ads.  Even though the commercials were ninety seconds at the longest (can you imagine a television commercial lasting a minute and a half these days), the work that went into them was astounding, and the cost of the commercials to film almost amounted to what a music video would cost.  Just have a look at this ad from 1984 featuring a then 12-year-old Alfonso Ribeiro!



And yes, in 1984, Michael Jackson did film quite a few commercials for Pepsi.  But it was on this date thirty-one years ago that something happened on the set of one of Michael's Pepsi commercials that some say changed the course of his life forever.

On January 27, 1984, Michael Jackson reunited with his brothers (who as all of you know made up the 1970s pop group, The Jackson Five) for a series of Pepsi commercials that would air throughout 1984.  With the first commercial already filmed, a second one was scheduled to film at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.  The set-up was that The Jackson Five would perform on the stage in front of three thousand extras and the song that they would be singing would be a reworking of the song "Billie Jean" - a hit single for Jackson in 1982 - to reflect Pepsi being the choice of the new generation.  It sounds simple enough, right?

As part of the commercial, one of the key scenes was the one where Michael Jackson breaks into the chorus of the commercial jingle.  As he sings, he descended down a flight of stairs while an explosion of pyrotechnics detonated behind him.  This was the end result.



However, there is a sad tale to tell regarding the behind the scenes action of the filming of this commercial.  

On the sixth take of the day, Jackson was doing his dance moves on the stage and was about to descend down the stairs as he did the previous five takes when the pyrotechnics explosion was detonated just a few seconds earlier than the other five.  And Jackson was standing dangerously close to the explosion when it went off. 

So close that his hair actually ignited and was on fire for at least four or five seconds before the fire was put out by crew members.

By the time the fire was put out, Michael Jackson was in absolute pain.  He suffered second and third degree burns on his scalp and face.  His hair had been completely burned off right down to the scalp and according to Jackson's longtime make-up artist Karen Faye, he had to endure painful migraine headaches while he was recovering from the burns.  Because Jackson's face had also been badly burned, Jackson had to undergo some plastic surgery to fix the damage, which included a rhinoplasty surgery.

Pepsi settled out of court, and Jackson was awarded a $1.5 million settlement for his injuries which he donated to the burn unit of the hospital where Jackson was treated.



However, many people argue that the accident during the Pepsi commercial left scars (both physical and psychological) that simply did not heal.  At the time that Jackson filmed the Pepsi commercial, his album "Thriller" was the #1 album for nearly two years straight.  Remember that iconic album cover?

Well, due to his injuries, Jackson had to wait until 1987 to release his next album, "Bad".  Note the difference in Jackson's appearance between 1982 and 1987.



Some would say that the injuries that Jackson endured from that fire helped fuel his addiction to plastic surgery in later years, and certainly from the "Bad" album cover, I can see what they are saying.

And anyone who has sustained severe burns on their body knows first hand how painful the recovery process can be.  While none of us can imagine how much physical pain Jackson went through, some speculate that this accident helped kick off Jackson's well documented addiction to painkillers - which ultimately lead to his death in June 2009 at the age of 50.

It's hard to say exactly what factors lead up to the ultimate passing of "The King of Pop".  But I would say that the Pepsi commercial accident could very well be one major part of where Jackson's problems began.   And it's a real shame.