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Tuesday, August 02, 2016

August 2, 1986

Welcome to another exciting (well, exciting to me anyway) edition of the Tuesday Timeline.  It's the day where I go back in time a few years or centuries and pick out a topic of interest to discuss.

It's just too bad that August 2 is one of those dates where not a whole lot happened - or if something was of interest, I already did a blog on it.  But like any other day where I have had issues with finding topics, I just had to think outside the box for this one.

I believe I've succeeded in that.  But before we have a look at that, let's have a look at the topics that I didn't select.

1274 - Edward I of England returns from the Ninth Crusade and is crowned King seventeen days later on August 19, 1274

1610 - Henry Hudson discovers the body of water that would come to be known as Hudson Bay

1776 - The Declaration of Independence is signed

1790 - The first U.S. Census is taken

1870 - The first underground tube railway opens in London, England

1873 - The first of many cable cars is launched in San Francisco, California

1914 - German troops invade the nation of Luxembourg during World War II

1916 - Italian battleship "Leonardo da Vinci" sinks off the coast of Taranto as a result of sabotage from the Austrians

1918 - The first general strike in Canadian history occurs in the city of Vancouver, British Columbia

1922 - A large typhoon strikes Shantou, China, killing over 50,000 people

1923 - Following the death of President Warren Harding, Vice-President Calvin Coolidge becomes President of the United States

1924 - Actor/director Carroll O'Connor (d. 2001) is born in Manhattan, New York

1932 - British actor Peter O'Toole (d. 2013) is born

1934 - Following the death of Paul von Hindenburg, Adolf Hitler becomes the Fuhrer of Germany

1937 - Marijuana is declared an illegal substance in the United States following the passage of the Marihuana Tax Act of 1937

1939 - Director/screenwriter Wes Craven (d. 2015) is born in Cleveland, Ohio

1943 - Future President of the United States John F. Kennedy manages to save all but two people on his crew after a Japanese destroyer sinks the torpedo boat they are on

1951 - Singer-songwriter Andrew Gold (d. 2011) is born in Burbank, California

1959 - Singer-songwriter Johnny Kemp (d. 2015) is born in the Bahamas

1973 - 51 people are killed at the Isle of Man's Summerland Amusement Centre after a flash fire occurs

1980 - A bomb detonates in the middle of a railway station in Bologna, Italy which kills 85 and injures more than 200

1985 - 137 people lose their lives when Delta Air Lines Flight 191 crashes at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport

1990 - Iraqi troops invade Kuwait, leading to the commencement of the Persian Gulf War

1998 - Puppeteer and ventriloquist Shari Lewis passes away at the age of 65

2005 - A plane bursts into flames shortly after landing at Toronto's Pearson International Airport, but fortunately no fatalities were reported

And celebrating a birthday today are the following famous faces; John McCormack, Garth Hudson, Joanna Cassidy, James Howe, Dennis Prager, Lance Ito, Joe Lynn Turner, Butch Vig, Victoria Jackson, Apollonia Kotero, Linda Fratianne, Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Smith, Jacinda Barrett, Phil Williams, Michael Weiss, Sam Worthington, Edward Furlong, Kerry Rhodes, and Hallie Kate Eisenberg.

So after all the struggling of trying to come up with a topic for today, what date did I eventually settle on?  



Well, I went back in time thirty years.  To August 2, 1986.

And, in mid-1986, there were two events that took place in pop culture history that lead to today's event taking place.

Do any of you remember the 1984 film "The Karate Kid"?  It was a fantastic movie starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Norita that had a lot of heart, warmth, and brought us the catchphrase "Wax on, wax off" that people chanted well into 1986!



That movie became so successful that a sequel was commissioned, "The Karate Kid Part II", released on June 20, 1986.  And, I'll be the first to admit that the sequel to "The Karate Kid" was not quite as good as the original - though it was still a million times better than the remake of the original that featured Jaden Smith.  But still, it did fairly well at the box office (it made more than its predecessor) and was an okay film plotwise.

At the same time, rock band Chicago was undergoing some major changes as well.  From the beginning, Peter Cetera was one of the band's lead singers, and with the accidental suicide of former lead singer Terry Kath in 1978, Cetera really stepped up in his absence.  It's Cetera's voice that you hear on such songs as "If You Leave Me Now", "Hard Habit To Break" and "You're The Inspiration".  All classic hits by the group.



Well, in 1986, Peter Cetera decided that he wanted some Solitude and went Solitaire in the next chapter of his career.  He left Chicago behind and released a solo album "Solitude/Solitaire" that same year.  Cetera tried to work out a deal with the band to launch a solo career while still being a member of the band - similar to what Phil Collins did with Genesis when he was embarking on his own solo projects.  But when the band and the band's management declined Cetera's suggestion, he decided that his time with Chicago would come to an end.

So, how do the stories of Peter Cetera leaving the band Chicago and the release of "The Karate Kid Part II" intertwine, giving us our Tuesday Timeline date for today?

Well, as it turns out, the producers of "The Karate Kid Part II" were looking for a song to act as the main theme for the movie.  And Peter Cetera had a song that was readily available.  Truth be told, the song was actually written and recorded a year earlier for use in another film, "Rocky IV".  But the producers of "Rocky IV" decided that they go a different route with the film's soundtrack, and opted not to use it. 

And here is that song...a song that hit the top of the Billboard charts exactly thirty years ago today.



ARTIST:  Peter Cetera
SONG:  Glory of Love
ALBUM:  Solitude/Solitaire
DATE RELEASED:  June 1986
PEAK POSITION ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS:  #1 for 2 weeks

Ah..."Glory of Love".  This was a song that was very dominant throughout my early childhood.  Every radio station played this song at least once a day until I was around ten or eleven, and I must admit...I probably watched the Karate Kid movies at least half a dozen times when I was younger.

And the song certainly was a huge hit for Cetera.  Not only was it a chart-topper in the summer of 1986, but it was also nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Song!  Unfortunately, Cetera lost to Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" from the movie "Top Gun".  



Perhaps one final note to mention.  It can be argued that Peter Cetera left Chicago under not the most friendliest of circumstances and that he really tried to make an effort to balance a solo career with his commitment with Chicago but was turned down.  Well, the same year Peter Cetera left Chicago, the band debuted their new lead singer Jason Scheff with their single "Will You Still Love Me" - which I readily admit is another song that I absolutely adore.

Here's the kicker.  Cetera's first solo hit after leaving Chicago became a #1 single.  Chicago's first single without Cetera only peaked at #3.  I'm sure Cetera got a little bit of a kick out of that one.

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Whatever Happened to Glass Tiger?

All right, so this is our final week of "Whatever Happened To..." in the Sunday Jukebox, and I have to say that I enjoyed doing this feature a lot!  It's something that I might consider doing again at some point.

So, I thought to myself...what can I do to close this feature off? 

I decided that I would keep with the theme of Canadiana, because let's face it - there were a lot of Canadian bands that thrived during the 1980s and 1990s.  And since I put the feature on a couple of solo artists the last two weeks, I wanted to close off with a band.

Now, depending on where you live in the world, you may either consider them one of the biggest Canadian bands of the 1980s, or you might consider them at most to be a two-hit-wonder.  One thing is for certain - this band that was founded in Newmarket, Ontario had their big breakthrough in the year 1986, and it was with this particular single that they doiminated the radio airwaves in both Canada and the United States.



ARTIST:  Glass Tiger
SONG:  Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)
ALBUM: The Thin Red Line
DATE RELEASED:  January 1986
PEAK POSITION ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS:  #2

I should mention that in Canada, this song reached #1.  In fact, by the time that Glass Tiger's heyday was over, the group had released a total of fourteen Top 40 hits between 1986 and 1993.  Not bad for a band whose success was mostly limited to Canadian radio.



That's not to say that Glass Tiger didn't have any hits in the U.S.A. other than the one I just posted.  "Someday" also did very well on the American charts, as did "I'm Still Searching". 

But still, this Canadian band did well for themselves here at home - which makes it interesting to note that the lead singer of the band - Alan Frew - is Scottish.

And would you believe that before the band released their debut album that they considered naming themselves "Tokyo"?  It's true!  I'm not entirely sure why the band instead opted to call themselves Glass Tiger, but you have to admit - the name they went with was a lot better than their first option.

I have to say that their debut single "Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone) was probably my favourite Glass Tiger song.  There were actually two different videos shot for the single.  There's one where the band is performing in a concert venue, and there's one where the video is quite lighthearted in tone and children between the ages of eight and fourteen are seen goofing around.  I tend to like the children video better because the song isn't drowned out by the audience screaming and clapping.

And if you can listen to the song very closely, you might be able to pick out the vocal stylings of another Canadian artist by the name of Bryan Adams.  Maybe you've heard of him?



Now, that single was just a taste of some of the stuff that they released over the years.  Their debut album spawned hits like "Someday", "The Thin Red Line", and "I Will Be There". (And it also gave Glass Tiger three Juno Award wins that same year).  And their sophomore effort, "Diamond Sun" gave us "I'm Still Searching" as well as the beautiful title track - which I have to say is another favourite of mine.  I'll post a link to that song as well.



And in 1991, the band released album #3 - "Simple Mission".  Admittedly, the band's third offering wasn't as well received as their previous two albums were, though one single "My Town" did quite well in the UK, reaching the Top 40.  Oh, and on that single was another guest vocalist by the name of Rod Stewart.  Perhaps you've heard of him?

By 1993, the band Glass Tiger was on the verge of splitting up, and their final single, "Touch of Your Hand" barely cracked the Canadian Top 40.  That's not to say that the members of the band stopped performing music at all.  Lead singer Alan Frew had a Top 10 hit in 1994 with the single "Healing Hands" - which I have to admit is a great song.  Seriously, if you can find it, it's worth a listen.



In fact, let me post a video of that song right now!  Trust me.  It's that good.

So, it's been twenty-three years since Glass Tiger had their last hit on the charts.  The question remains...whatever happened to Glass Tiger?

Well, there's some news about the band.  Some of it is great...and some of it is not so great.  But first, I'll go ahead with the great.

Although Glass Tiger seemingly went on permanent hiatus following their final album release in 1993, the band regrouped in 2003 and have been performing ever since.  In 2009, the band visited Canadian forces in Afghanistan along with some alumni from the NHL, and over the last few years have performed as special guests for Canada Day events and local festivals.

Though lead singer Alan Frew suffered a serious setback in the middle of 2015.  While he was working on another solo album, he suffered a serious stroke that left him completely paralyzed on the right side of his body.  It was a devastating blow for the 59-year-old singer, but over time he eventually healed from the stroke.  He still has some feeling of numbness in some parts of his body, but for the most part he has bounced back and he is still able to sing. 

And, that's the brief story of what happened to Glass Tiger!

Friday, July 29, 2016

Jem Reviewed: Episode 19 - The Princess and the Singer

Last week in Jem Reviewed, the Holograms won a competition in Hawaii without cheating, and it turned out to be somewhat of a halfway decent show.  I'm afraid I cannot say the same for this week's episode.  I hate it.  I mean, I really, REALLY hate it.  I'll explain why as you keep reading.



It's time for Episode 19 - The Princess and the Singer.

The setting for this episode is the fictional country of Morvania.  And, no - it's not the place where the whole cast of "Dynasty" got shot.  I believe that was Moldavia.  Wherever in the world this place is, it's quite small.  It may even be smaller than Luxembourg. 



But apparently Jem and the Holograms are there because the princess of the country just happens to be a huge fan of theirs, and she has personally sent them an invite for them to perform for a grand concert. 

Right off the bat, Kimber seems less than impressed with the small country and vocally complains all about it because in all likelihood, there aren't any single men for her to latch onto.  Jem reminds her that they are there as guests of the country and that she should be more grateful.  It's about time Jem started scolding Kimber for her whiny behaviour.

Besides, it seems as though the princess isn't the only one who happens to be a huge fan of Jem.  There's a huge crowd gathered at the airport ready to welcome the group to their nation.  In all likelihood, the entire country has come to greet them.  It's...strangely nice to see.



It also appears as though the Royal Family of Morvania has gone to every extreme in treating their guests like part of the family, including housing the band in one of the finest suites at the Hotel Victor.  The ladies are absolutely ecstatic about the experience, and Kimber starts to dream about being a princess and what she must be like.



And, this is the very reason why I cannot stand this episode.  No, that's not a picture of Kimber.  That is Princess Adriana of Morvania.  Yes.  It's a stupid doppelganger storyline that I LOATHE.  Last year when I reviewed The New Archies, I reviewed a similar episode entitled "The Prince of Riverdale", and it was so horrible and unbelievable that I regretted watching it.  I mean, aside from the fact that the focus of this episode is my least favourite Hologram, the show doesn't even make an effort to disguise Adriana's voice.  The Princess of Morvania has a whiny American accent like Kimber.  I mean, couldn't they have gotten Cathianne Blore to mimic a British accent or something?  She played an Irish mouse named Bridget in "An American Tail" which came out the same year this episode aired!!!  That's your Jem Trivia for today.



It seems as though Princess Adriana is just as much of a brat as Kimber is.  She yells at some guy named Dimitrios about royal orders or something, and then she gets into a fight with her cousin Lexa after she questions her about sending the royal jet to escort Jem and the Holograms to Morvania for the concert.  Adriana reminds Lexa that her eighteenth birthday is fast approaching and when that day arrives, she will officially be crowned Queen of Morvania, which will allow her to do whatever she wants.  Oh, poor Morvania.  Poor, poor Morvania.



Or maybe Adriana is more clever than we think.  Seems as though Lexa and Dimitrios have a partnership together - and the end goal is for Lexa to take over the throne of Morvania.  Of course, in order to make that happen, she has to get rid of Adriana before she gets the opportunity to blow out eighteen candles on her red velvet cake.



Maybe she senses that Lexa isn't someone she can trust.  Or, maybe she's having one last bit of rebellion while she's seventeen and stupid.  But Adriana decides that she is going to bust out of this castle and live her life the way she wants to by climbing down the side of the tower and running away.  Too bad Lexa sees the escape attempt and immediately sends Dimitrios to track her down.



In a scene that seems tacked on, we find Eric and the Misfits are also in Morvania as tourists.  I'm only assuming that they're there to sabotage the concert so that they can perform for the Royal Family instead.  I assume because they never exactly say why they are there in the first place.  It's just...weird.

Morvania doesn't seem to have any shopping malls or big box stores.  All their stores seem to be designed like a European market square - which to be honest, I'd actually kind of enjoy.  There's fresh baked bread, clothing items, jewelry, and all sorts of knick knacks just waiting to be bought or bartered with.  Oh, and we see four different angles of the market.  Kimber has strayed from the rest of the band to go in her own direction, while Jem and the others are apparently distracted by the smell of fresh bread to notice.  On the other side of the market, Pizzazz, Roxy, and Stormer arrive to scope things out.  And predictably, while Kimber is shopping at a stall, Princess Adriana appears out of nowhere.  Can you guess where this is leading?



Well, when Adriana spots Dimitrios and a couple of his flunkies entering the market, she tries to run away but ends up plowing right into Kimber! 

Adriana immediately recognizes Kimber as being Jem's synthesizer player (but amusingly doesn't point out that they look nearly identical), and tells her she's a huge fan.  And when she introduces herself as the princess, Kimber thinks that is absolutely - say it with me - OUTRAGEOUS!!! 

(Wanna tell which is which?  Adriana's in the dark green cardigan.  And Kimber's in the lime green one.  Oh, and Kimber's wearing enough eye makeup to supply two and a half Kardashians.)

Meanwhile, Jem, Shana, and Aja run into Pizzazz, Roxy, and Stormer, and it's our cue for the first of two songs this episode.



"Here Comes Trouble" is...okay.  It's not really great, but it's not terrible.  It just happens to be there.  It's more or less two minutes of filler. 

With the Misfits in the area, Jem decides that they need to find Kimber and hightail it back to the hotel so that they can rehearse for their concert.  Gee, I hope they don't run into Princess Adriana and mistake her for Kimber.



Oh, darn.  That's exactly what happens.  HOW PREDICTABLE.  But if Adriana is with Jem and the others, where is Kimber?



Oh, she's only being kidnapped for the - what is it, third time now?  Maybe fourth?  I lost count.



Either way, Dimitrios and Lexa imprison Kimber in a gigantic tower (gee, how original), and they refuse to let her out.  Of course, Kimber basically screams at them, telling them that she is Kimber Benton of Jem and the Holograms and that they need to let her go.  Dimitrios isn't too concerned, but Lexa is starting to panic.  If they really do have Kimber and she doesn't show up for the concert tomorrow night, then suspicions will be raised.  She leaves Dimitrios in charge of Kimber while she tries to come up with a plan.



But Kimber has a plan of her own for escape.  Thanks to a mouse that crawls up her leg, Kimber bolts up the side of the wall to the open window and does a swan dive right into the sea surrounding the tower!  You know, in real life, Kimber would be dead, or at the very least suffer major broken bones.  But since this is a cartoon, Kimber manages to make the dive with ease, as well as receiving perfect scores from the American, Canadian, and Czechoslovakian judges!  Oh, sure, Dimitrios and his men try to catch Kimber by throwing a fishing net over top of her, but considering that Kimber had all that practice swimming in Hawaii the previous episode, she is too quick for them.  Kimber manages to swim to shore, but she is miles away from the hotel.  How will she get back?



Morning comes, and Princess Adriana is sleeping soundly.  At least that is until Jerrica comes in to wake her up.  A funny scene comes up where a groggy eyed Adriana asks for breakfast in bed, and Jerrica calls her lazy bones.  Sad thing is, I can see Kimber making that same request!



Oh, and Jerrica changes into Jem right in front of Adriana.  But fear not, Adriana's gaze was in a different direction, so she didn't see anything (though she was left with some confusion as to how Jem got in the room so quickly.)



The rehearsal doesn't seem to go very well either.  Every time the band tries to get in some practice time, Adriana plays the keyboard as if she was a two year old trying to play Chopsticks.  Jem is really concerned about how "Kimber" is acting, and before Adriana can tell the truth, in walks Lexa to discuss the concert plans with them.  Of course, Lexa eyes "Kimber" very intently, which probably makes Adriana shiver with fear.  It seems as though Lexa was only there to confirm that the prisoner that they abducted was really Kimber and not Adriana.  You know, it actually makes me wonder why Lexa never bothered to try and kidnap Adriana right then and there, but she'd have to shoot Jem and the others or something to make that happen.  And guns are a big no-no in the Jem universe.



Oh, and when Jem is talking with Lexa, she introduces Adriana as her SISTER, Kimber.  So, basically Jem told both Lexa and Adriana that Jem is really Jerrica Benton.  Has Jem been popping stupid pills in this episode?

At least Kimber seems to be showing more brains than her sister.  She finds her way to a little shop in town and gets permission from the shop's owner to use the phone to call for help.  Sure, the phone looks like it was manufactured in 1920, but still...it will do.



While all this is going on, Adriana confesses to the band that she is not Kimber.  She's really the Princess of Morvania.  Jem - taking another dose of stupid pills - doesn't believe her, but Aja claims that "Kimber" doesn't sound like Kimber.  After all, Adriana has never said the word outrageous once.  This leads Jem to wonder what happened to Kimber, but the phone rings before she can answer that question.  But when she picks up the phone, it goes dead.



That's because Dimitrios' goons have found Kimber and ripped the phone off of the wall.  That's not very nice behaviour in a store!  I'd suggest the shopkeeper approach them to throw them out, but he likely ran away in fear.



Back at the palace, Dimitrios and Lexa meet up where Lexa confirms that Adriana is with Jem and the Holograms who seem to have mistaken her for Kimber.  Their plan is forced to change a little bit, but it will work out.  While the search for Kimber progresses, Lexa and Dimitrios plot to hide a bomb inside of a dragon statue on stage.  When Adriana appears on stage dressed as Kimber, they'll set off the bomb which will kill her instantly, making Lexa the Queen of Morvania.  It's a really evil plot, I must say.  Worthy of a "Criminal Minds" episode.  But Lexa is soon distracted by the sound of music coming from outside the palace.  When they go to investigate, the Misfits are playing a song.




I must admit that after the lackluster song the Misfits played last week, this song is much better.  "The Queen of Rock and Roll" is standard Misfits fare, and the video in which Jem and the Holograms are forced to become their servants is quite clever.  Much more clever than the Jem offering heard earlier.



At first Eric believes that Lexa is the princess and he uses his skills of booty-kissing to convince her to let the Misfits perform instead of Jem and the Holograms.  But Lexa seems to feel that they can be useful for her in other ways. 

We don't get to see what she means right away though because we have to watch Kimber try another escape from Dimitrios' goons.  This time, she throws a tablecloth over top of them and runs up to the roof of the store.  I sure hope that shopkeeper has insurance against crazy people destroying his store.  All we need now is for Link to arrive and smash all of his pots with his sword!



Kimber tries to jump from one building to another, but she can't quite make it and she falls to her death below.

Just kidding.



Turns out that today is National Hang Your Laundry Out To Dry Day in Morvania, and Kimber's fall is broken by clotheslines filled with towels, shirts, and jockey shorts.  She lands in a laundry hamper, flags down a taxi, and tells the taxi to go to Hotel Victor.  I don't know whether I'm watching an episode of Jem or an episode of MacGyver.  This episode is too unreal.



Back at the hotel, Jem receives a call from "Kimber" who tells her to meet her at the plaza.  And the voice sounds so similar that Jem automatically believes that it is her, so she gathers Aja, Shana, and Adriana up to leave the hotel in search of Kimber.  



But Jem seems to have taken even more stupid pills as "Kimber" is really Stormer.  See, Lexa's plan is to get Jem and the others out of the hotel so that they can ambush Kimber when she arrives to lock her up again before she can spoil the assassination plot against the princess.  Pizzazz wants to know when they can get ready for their concert, but Lexa double crosses them and tells them that there will be no concert.  And we learn that Lexa must have gotten the same prescription of stupid pills that Jem is on because she blurts out the whole assassination plot to Eric and the Misfits!  Even Eric is absolutely stunned by the plot even though his former henchman Zipper has tried to kill Jem like two dozen times.  But now that they are armed with this information...what will they do with it?



Poor Kimber is stuck in an even larger tower completely surrounded by pavement which will cause her to go kersplut if she tries to jump out.  Even the balcony is rigged to collapse should Kimber step out on it.  Looks like she's really stuck now!



Jem and the others seem to have come to the conclusion that they have gone on a wild goose chase, and decide that they will have Adriana reveal that she's really the princess and out Lexa as the evil mastermind once and for all in front of the audience.  But Jem and the others don't know that Dimitrios has already planted the bomb inside of the dragon mouth.  But nobody suspects anything...except for one guard named Corven who looks at Dimitrios rather suspiciously.



But not suspiciously enough to stop the concert from going on.  Every audience member is dressed in their finest frocks, and Jem and the Holograms are dressed in their usual outfits.  I guess it's of good fortune that Kimber and Adriana are the same size in clothes.  Unfortunately, Jem's plan to have Adriana reveal who she is at the concert fails, as Lexa manipulates the crowd into believing her story that Adriana is really Kimber, so nobody takes her seriously.  But outside of the venue, Eric and the Misfits run into Corven and they beg him to let them in so they can warn Jem and the others that a bomb will kill them all.  Yep, you read that right.  The Misfits are trying to save Jem and the Holograms.  Mind you, they're probably only doing it because they want to teach Lexa a lesson, but still...it's nice to see that they aren't heartless.



And it looks as though Corven and the Misfits save them just in time.  They leave the stage just as the bomb explodes.  Nice work, everyone!  Even Jem is shocked at the Misfits actions, and for a moment, it seems as though even Pizzazz is greatly affected by the notion.  But Kimber is still in danger!



Sure enough, when the bands confront Lexa, she motions upward where Dimitrios is up in the tower threatening to throw Kimber off the top unless Adriana abdicates the throne to let Lexa take over.  Surely Adriana won't let that happen.



Nor will Jem.  Unfortunately, she seems to have finished her prescription of stupid pills and summons a hologram of a giant dragon right in front of the crowd.  Yeah, like that'll make them think that it's absolutely normal.



It almost backfires as Dimitrios is so scared of the dragon hologram that he throws Kimber off the tower anyway.  Luckily, she manages to hold on to the collapsing balcony long enough for Corven to rescue Kimber as the dragon distracts everyone long enough for the authorities to arrest Lexa for attempted regicide of Princess...ahem, make that Queen Adriana of Morvania.  And the band flies home where Kimber pretends she's Adriana for one more throwaway joke.



And so wraps up another episode of Jem Reviewed, where I have to say - I HATE DOPPELGANGER EPISODES.  While this one wasn't as bad as "The Prince of Riverdale", it reminds me of why they don't work.  It's a story that has been told to the death, and they all end the same way with each doppelganger convinced that the grass isn't greener on the other side.  And was it just me, or was Jem a complete idiot in this episode?  I get that she's in a different nation, but she really stopped caring about hiding her identity in this one!  It's just so strange how lax she was.  Especially since she unintentionally revealed her secret to this week's antagonist!  Though, I will say...it was nice to see the Misfits actually trying to save Jem instead of hurt her.  Though, granted...it is only one out of 19 episodes so far...



Next week, 39 hours, 8 castaways...ONE SURVIVOR!  Well, okay, maybe there's more than one.  And while Jeff Probst doesn't make an appearance in this show, the Holograms and Misfits do show that it takes a lot to survive.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Cons and Pros of Pokemon Go

So, unless you've been living underneath a rock the last month or so, you have probably heard of (or maybe even play) the latest craze that has taken over the world.



I'm talking about Pokemon Go.

Now, Pokemon is a game series that for whatever reason never really appealed to me.  When the Pokemon craze first hit North America in the late 1990s, I was engrossed in the many "Final Fantasy" games that were available.  The seventh game in that series alone had enough replay value to keep me entertained for three whole years.

Though, I do admit that the goal of Pokemon is one that has challenged thousands of gamers all over this planet.  You have to find a way to catch every single species and evolutions of cute little pocket monsters so that you can have the bragging rights of catching them all.  It's kind of like how some role playing games have a Bestiary where you can keep track of all of the enemies that you slaughter in hopes that you can make the claim that you killed one of every single monster.  It's a goal that I've achieved 99% of in Final Fantasy IV...those damn Pink Puffs are the only thing keeping me from completion.  Oh, lord how I hate those Pink Puffs.

Oh, sorry...where was I?  Oh yeah...Pokemon Go. 



So, Pokemon Go basically takes the idea of going around the world to catch random Pokemon that appear to the next level.  Thanks to mobile phone technology and GPS devices, you can now go around your own neighbourhood and try and catch Pokemon in real time.  And Pokemon can appear anywhere there is a large crowd of people, or where there are public gatherings.

Case in point...my workplace happens to be a hub for Pokemon spawning.  The shopping mall also boasts Pokemon - and not just in the pet store either!  Even the two parks that are near my home are known Pokemon gathering places. 

Thankfully, my home itself is Pokemon free.  Otherwise, I'd be spraying people with my garden hose.

Now, when it comes to Pokemon Go, it's divided people more than the 2016 Presidential Elections!  On one side, you have the people who love the game and would happily declare it to be the best invention since the microwave oven.  And on the other side, you have people who think it is a sin to play the game and that it is causing more harm than good.

To be honest, as someone who has not played the game and have no desire to, I can't say that I feel justified enough to give an opinion.  But what I can do is list the pros and cons from other people who have played the game, and let you decide on whether Pokemon Go is right for you and your family.  For positive points, I'll refer to them as "Pokemon Go!", and for negative points, I'll refer to them as "Pokemon No!".

So, right off the bat, let's start with one positive.



POKEMON GO! - It gets your kids out of the house!

You know, when I was a kid, summer meant that you spent most of your days outside.  I happened to be enrolled in a summer day camp where I played lots of sports and games.  I'm not saying that kids don't do that now, but with mobile phones, computers, and video games, there's not a whole lot of incentive for kids to get active outside.  So, I appreciate the fact that Pokemon Go allows kids to explore their neighbourhoods and try to catch Pokemon while getting some much needed fresh air and exercise.  So, definitely, the health benefits of Pokemon Go are good.

POKEMON NO! - Too much of a distraction!

Of course, the rules still apply to those who do venture outside.  Look both ways before crossing the street, follow road signs, etc, etc, etc.  And admittedly, if your gaze is on a 4 inch phone screen, you may find that it is hard to pay attention to your surroundings.  You might find it exciting to catch a Vulpix, a Squirtle, or a Jigglypuff, but don't risk getting run over by a taxi in order to get it.  You're playing Pokemon Go, not Crazy Taxi Go.  Just ask those two guys who actually fell off a cliff while Pokemon hunting!

POKEMON GO! - It's a good treatment for social anxiety disorder!

You know, as someone who suffered from social anxiety quite severely in his youth, I probably would have welcomed a game like this when I was eight or nine.  Truth be told, part of the reason why I never got into Pokemon was that I felt that I was too old for the target audience.  But I've heard lots of cases in which kids who have struggled to make friends have managed to meet new people while playing the game Pokemon Go.  It makes sense...if you have a shared interest, you tend to gravitate towards those people.  I've also heard that children who are autistic or who have Asperger's may benefit from playing this game as well in helping them better deal with social situations, which is definitely a major plus.

POKEMON NO! - It's a great way for you to become the victim of a crime!

You might think I'm joking, but sadly, I am not.  While these cases are very rare, there are some instances in which people have used the game to attack unsuspecting players and mug them of their possessions.  You don't want your quest to find a Pikachu to cost you your worldly possessions, do you?  Always make sure that you are aware of your surroundings when you play the game, and never go anywhere that is unfamiliar to you.  In fact, it might actually be better to play this game in a group of three or four.  Remember, there is safety in numbers.

POKEMON GO! - It allows you to get more familiar with your community!

Yes, I did mention that you probably shouldn't go venturing in places that you aren't familar with...however, that doesn't mean that you should just stay in your own little bubble either.  There are Pokemon scattered all over this planet - and many of them are found in safe spaces.  If you're with a group of people you trust, why not take the time to go around your town and find some new places to go to?  I've known people who have lived in my town longer than I have who still don't know where certain streets are or how to get to them.  The Pokemon Go app can certainly make you aware of where everything is.  I don't consider that to be a bad thing.



POKEMON NO! - You find Pokemon in some of the most depressing places!

I'm sure you've seen the photos of Pokemon hanging out around gravestones.  It seems as though there have been lots of sightings of Pokemon at cemeteries, memorials, and certain other places where it can seem very disrespectful to wander onto with a cell phone trying to hunt down your favourite Pokemon.  Granted, it is up to the caretakers and the owners of said cemeteries to handle trespassing issues, but still, common sense should tell you that walking through a graveyard in search of Pokemon is disturbing.  It has been reported that the company that released the game is working on trying to remove memorials as Pokemon gathering hubs, but no word yet on whether they have succeeded.

That's all that I can really think of for pros and cons.  As you can see, my list is evened up, which is what I had hoped for.  I didn't want to seem biased.

I guess the main points to take into account when playing Pokemon Go are this.

1.  Don't play Pokemon Go alone - especially if you're a child.  Make sure you always have someone with you when you're in an area you don't know.

2.  Don't venture onto other people's private property when playing the game.  You need to still show respect.

3.  Always watch where you are going.  You don't want to get hit by a bus trying to catch a Pikachu.

4.  If an area looks dangerous or sketchy, do not go there.  You can always find Pokemon elsewhere in safer areas.

For those of you who don't play the game, continue with what you were doing.  For those who do...have fun.  But do it safely!