All
right. I've been keeping this secret
from you long enough. It's time to
reveal the second brand new theme day that will be sticking around for the
foreseeable future. It's a theme day
that I have purposely kept from you because I didn't want to spoil all of the
secrets at once. And besides...once I
explain what this theme day is, I'm hoping that the secrecy was well worth it.
Welcome
to the very first edition of "WHO AM I WEDNESDAY"!
Now,
here's the $64,000 question. What
exactly IS Who Am I Wednesday?
Well, this is a day that is going to work as a bit of a game of sorts. It'll be a combination between a diary entry and the board game "Guess Who?"
You see...while I was doing research on my blog for previous entries, somehow I happened to stumble upon the personal thoughts of your favourite musicians, TV stars, movie stars, fictional characters from books, TV, and film, and even cartoon characters!
Well, this is a day that is going to work as a bit of a game of sorts. It'll be a combination between a diary entry and the board game "Guess Who?"
You see...while I was doing research on my blog for previous entries, somehow I happened to stumble upon the personal thoughts of your favourite musicians, TV stars, movie stars, fictional characters from books, TV, and film, and even cartoon characters!
(Well,
okay...in all actuality, these are diary entries that I myself have written as
if I were the characters themselves.
But the part about doing the research on the characters is one hundred
per cent true!)
Yes,
Who Am I Wednesday is a chance for me to really channel my creative side and
take on the writing styles and personality traits of some of your favourite
people (real or make-believe), WITHOUT revealing who the character is. I'll drop a few hints here and there, and if
possible, I'll try not to reveal too much blatant information. I won't reveal a city name (e.g. New York
City), but I might mention landmarks or street names). I'll also try not to mention actual proper
names, but sometimes I may not have much of a choice.
And, sometimes I'll really throw you off the track by putting a date from the past...it'll really make you think harder as to who the person might be.
Now, each 'Who Am I' diary entry will feature one of the following categories.
And, sometimes I'll really throw you off the track by putting a date from the past...it'll really make you think harder as to who the person might be.
Now, each 'Who Am I' diary entry will feature one of the following categories.
FICTIONAL
CHARACTER
TELEVISION ACTOR/ACTRESS
FILM ACTOR/ACTRESS
RECORDING ARTIST
TELEVISION ACTOR/ACTRESS
FILM ACTOR/ACTRESS
RECORDING ARTIST
CARTOON
CHARACTER
(I'm
trying to keep it pop culture oriented for now. If this is a success, I'll add more categories.)
Now, I won't reveal who the character is just yet. I'll give you readers a chance to solve the puzzle for yourselves first. The first person to solve the puzzle will get their name mentioned in the blog for next week. I wish I could offer more of a prize for you, but I am not rich enough to be able to do that every week. At least...not yet, anyway.
Now, I won't reveal who the character is just yet. I'll give you readers a chance to solve the puzzle for yourselves first. The first person to solve the puzzle will get their name mentioned in the blog for next week. I wish I could offer more of a prize for you, but I am not rich enough to be able to do that every week. At least...not yet, anyway.
So,
shall we begin with the very first edition of WHO AM I WEDNESDAY to get things
started?
Okay,
just to make it easy, this first one will feature a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. And, it looks like this first entry goes
back quite a bit. The question is...WHO AM I?
January 20, 1993
You know, I'm sitting here in my bedroom
watching the lights shining across the city.
They really are beautiful.
Especially around that building that is shaped like one gigantic
triangle. I think they call it
something like the Transatlantic or Transvestite or some sort of building that
starts with the word Trans. I knew I
shouldn't have cut geography class with Kathy Santoni today. That girl's going to get me in a lot of
trouble.
Anyway, I'm sitting here eating what's left of
my birthday cake. Yes, yesterday I
turned sixteen years old, and my cake was made out of hash browns and
ketchup. Not exactly the best flavor
combination for a cake, but it was sort of made at the last minute.
In fact, my whole party was kind of a last minute thing. I suppose it can't be helped, given that my best friend actually forgot my birthday!
In fact, my whole party was kind of a last minute thing. I suppose it can't be helped, given that my best friend actually forgot my birthday!
Oh, I have to tell you, I was so angry with
her last night. And it wasn't because
she forgot my birthday (although I have to admit I was mad over her for that as
well). It was because she thought that
I was jealous of her new boyfriend. I
mean, how could she have said such a thing?
I supported them when they got together when we went away on that summer
long trip to Spain we both went to. I
think that he's a great guy, and I was so happy that my friend found someone
she really liked. That's what hurt the
most over the whole thing. I'm glad
that she found love. I just missed
spending time with her. She was
spending so much time with her boyfriend that I felt like I was competing
against him to spend time with my best friend.
We had a really long talk, and she eventually
apologized and we're now making plans to go to the mall next week where she
will be treating me to a real birthday celebration. And, as much as I was angry at her for saying such things, I know
that it'll take a lot more than that to break up our friendship.
And to be honest, I know that my friend really
tried. When she invited me to her house
(which as you know is right next door to mine), she did attempt to throw me a
party. Though, I should have caught on
when I saw all the Christmas, Valentines, Thanksgiving, and 4th of July
decorations hanging up all over the place.
But I was also told by everyone there that my birthday was such a
special day that it should have been made a holiday. And yeah, I totally bought into it.
And all of her family were there to try and
cheer me up. There was Mr. T, Hairboy,
the two Squirts also known as her sisters, and that guy who always talks with
that woodchuck puppet. All of them were
there, and they really tried. Even
though it was a mercy party, I like the fact that they tried. They make it out as though I am a nuisance
all the time, and they act really annoyed whenever I come by. Maybe they really do care for me after all?
And hey, it's not the first time that a birthday party for me has been wrecked. I completely remember my 12th birthday when I brought these two dumb girls from a junior high school who totally brainwashed me into abandoning my best friend...only for them to ditch me at the mall when they met two guys. I suppose my friend didn't really appreciate me going around school the next day telling everybody that she was a 'geekburger'.
And hey, it's not the first time that a birthday party for me has been wrecked. I completely remember my 12th birthday when I brought these two dumb girls from a junior high school who totally brainwashed me into abandoning my best friend...only for them to ditch me at the mall when they met two guys. I suppose my friend didn't really appreciate me going around school the next day telling everybody that she was a 'geekburger'.
Anyway, through it all, I think our friendship will survive. We became really close when her mom was killed in that car accident six years ago, and we've been inseparable ever since. And she's really been on my side through all of the wacky things we've gone through. She stuck by me when I accidentally handcuffed her to her little sister.
Or the time that we got in trouble for cutting school to get some autograph from some forgettable star from the '80s. I think her name was Stacey Q? Oh, and there was also the time that I accidentally threw their living room television over the staircase railing. We won't get into that.
The point is that through all of the fights we had, we always make up. And, I think that we're going to continue to do exactly that. To me, she's like a sister to me. I don't know what I'd do if she wasn't in my life. I don't even want to think of how my life would have gone had she not been there.
Maybe there is such a thing as guardian angels. And maybe mine just happens to be named Donna Jo.
Anyway, I should probably get to bed so that I have enough energy to power nap through geometry class tomorrow. And, I still don't understand why my parents got me an entire case of Odor Eaters foot powder. Are they trying to tell me something?
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