Now
that I am a homeowner (or at least, I will be come July 15), I have got to say
that I am absolutely excited over moving in.
I mean, this is the first home that I have ever bought. It means a new era of being able to have
somewhere to go that is truly mine. An
era of not having to answer to landlords.
An era of not having to deal with annoying neighbours who honk their car
horns at 7:25 every morning or neighbours who sell Thanksgiving dinners to
other people in the building for scratch tickets.
(Sadly,
this is what I have had to endure the last eleven years. And when I get settled into my new place and
enough time has passed, I may decide to write a tell-all entitled "Behind
Closed Doors: The Horrors Of Apartment
Life In A Small Town".)
Of
course, some of the perks to being a homeowner is making it your own by doing a
variety of different things to it. And
one thing that people can do to give their homes a fresh and modern look is
applying a fresh coat of paint to it.
Certainly
I will be buying a LOT of paint over the course of the next couple of
months. The exterior of the house is
nearly flawless. All that it requires
is a little bit of touch up paint on the porch area and around the
windows.
(Eventually,
it will need a new roof, but I don't need paint for that, so I will abstain
from talking about the roof until a little later.)
The inside of the house...well, it needs a lot of work! You walk into the home right now and it's like you stepped back in time to the early 1980s. But again, it's nothing that a little bit of paint can't fix. Truth be told, I've already started planning how I'm going to do some of the rooms.
The inside of the house...well, it needs a lot of work! You walk into the home right now and it's like you stepped back in time to the early 1980s. But again, it's nothing that a little bit of paint can't fix. Truth be told, I've already started planning how I'm going to do some of the rooms.
This
is the general colour pallette that I am planning on using. I've always been a bit of a cool colour
person, so I plan on using lots of blues and purples. I may decide to use some green as well, but as of right now, I
haven't decided what to do yet. I'll
also be using neutral colours like grey, beige, and white in some areas. The ones that I have put my own handwriting
on are the definite colours that I plan on using (or a close enough match to
them anyway). If all goes well, I may
consider a career change!
But
one thing that I have noticed about paint is all the different sorts of paint
there are. It's not just your basic
white paint anymore. You have to choose
whether you want flat paint, semi-gloss, eggshell, or satin finish. You also have paint for drywall, paint for
metal, paint for siding, and possibly even paint for paint!
And
not to mention all of the different colour choices available at your
disposal. I reckon that at the paint
counter that I use every day at my job, I can make close to ten thousand paint
colours from white to black and everything in between.
And,
each colour has its own distinct name.
Now,
sometimes the name is quite basic like Sunshine Yellow or Red Rose. But sometimes you wonder if the good people
at Glidden, CIL, or Sherwin Williams consulted the flavour menu at
Baskin-Robbins when deciding on what names to bestow upon their paint colours.
Certainly
when I was browsing the colour chip wall at work trying to decide what colours
I would use for my own home (well, in between customers, that is), I was quite
amused at what some of the names of paint colours were.
Let's
have a look at some of them, shall we?
You know...just for fun!
ON TOUR TURQUOISE
Now,
I have to say...I really like this colour a lot and may consider using it in
some manner. Not quite sure how yet,
but I do like it. That said, what does
"On Tour Turquoise" mean?
Given it's a Disney colour, is Mickey and Minnie's RV that colour? I just don't understand.
EVENING DRAMA
Well,
doesn't this colour name just make you want to throw your husband down a flight
of stairs, or switch a paternity test, or bitchslap someone into a pool! Cool colour...dramatic name. But, I suppose it works. It is the colour of a primetime sky.
REPTILIAN
I
get what they were trying to do with naming this colour, as this is the shade
that a lot of reptiles happen to be in nature.
But sadly, whenever I see this colour name, I think of Reptar from
Rugrats.
LLAMA WHITE
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. As the name of a paint colour, llama llama SUCKS!
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. As the name of a paint colour, llama llama SUCKS!
AMERICA'S CUP
Why would the colour be blue? I would think that it would be gold or silver or bronze or some metallic colour. Unless America's Cup is really the colour of its jockstrap...
Why would the colour be blue? I would think that it would be gold or silver or bronze or some metallic colour. Unless America's Cup is really the colour of its jockstrap...
BURNT PUMPKIN
First
things first - what an intense colour to paint a room. Secondly, is this REALLY what colour pumpkin
turns when it is set on fire? I'm
pretty confident that anything that gets burned becomes a nice shade of
charcoal black. False advertising! Oh well...I suppose if the paint doesn't
SMELL like burnt pumpkin, you could live with it.
KENTUCKY BLUE
Only
it's not blue. It looks more green to
me. But maybe this is the only colour
that is named one thing but looks another...
BLUEGRASS WHITE
Oh, geez, this is even more confusing!
Oh, geez, this is even more confusing!
YOU BETCHA BLUE
Yes...you betcha be correct. It's very blue. It'd be ironic though if the colour was more like a purple though. I almost considered using this colour a lot...until I realized that it was the same exact colour of my work uniform. The less reminders of work I have at my home, the better.
Yes...you betcha be correct. It's very blue. It'd be ironic though if the colour was more like a purple though. I almost considered using this colour a lot...until I realized that it was the same exact colour of my work uniform. The less reminders of work I have at my home, the better.
THE THAMES
Naming
paint colours after places is nothing new.
I've seen Toronto Jays Blue, Parisian Purple, and Kentucky Blue (which
is really green, but I digress). But
tell me, Londoners. Is the Thames River
REALLY this green?
PENGUIN WALK
I
suppose when you have 157 different shades of white, you have to find a way to
make one of the most boring colours seem attractive. And I dare find anyone who can resist a penguin.
RAZZ BERRIES
This
is CIL's response to those people whose addiction to texting has prevented them
from learning how to spell properly.
RIGHT WHITE
So,
tell me. What makes THIS shade of white
the right one over the other 156 shades of white? Why is this one always the right one? It may not be the right one for everyone. Does that mean that if it's not, then it
will have to be renamed NOT QUITE WHITE or WRONG WHITE or WRITE-OFF WHITE?
Wait,
what? My head hurts.
FASHION PASSION
Okay,
so nothing really is wrong with this colour name. In actuality, I almost chose this exact shade of purple for one
of the accent walls of my new bedroom.
But then I thought about how awkward it would sound when I tell my
friends that I have fashion passion splashed all over my walls, and I vetoed
this colour almost immediately.
But
for someone who still wanted to have dark purple in his room (matching it up
with a gray colour called Moonlit Moment), I wanted it to have a masculine
name. A name that was powerful. A name that matched the joy of finally
finding a place to call my very own.
I
think this fits. VICTORY at last!!!
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