So,
I hope that you enjoyed the first installment of the special anniversary month
feature, which I have decided will feature thirty-four different stories, with
each one representing a year of my life so far. If anything, it will provide posterity if my memory ever does
decide to fail. This way, I'll always
know what happened to me.
(Whether
the memory is pleasant or not.)
So
yesterday I talked about the first twelve months of my life, and how I actually
started my first year about eighteen days later than I should have. I still don't know how my poor mother
managed to carry me for nearly ten months!
Note
to self: Get Mom something extra
special for Mother's Day this year.
So,
now we're going to take a look at a memory that I had while I was a year
old. Or, we're going to take a look at
something that happened to me during my first year of life that I really don't
remember, but I know happened because there is photographic evidence of it
happening or because my parents have insisted that it really happened.
And
trust me. Parents never lie about these
things.
So,
let's have a look at what happened between 1982-1983 - otherwise known as Year One.
Of
course, I have a snapshot ready to go for you.
And
you want to know how I know it was from when I was a year old? The T-shirt I'm wearing has the year written
on it! By the way, enjoy these
snapshots while you can. There will be
some years in which they become less and less frequent. I will explain why as we go on.
#1 SONG THE WEEK OF 5/18/82
Ebony & Ivory - PAUL MCCARTNEY & STEVIE WONDER
Ebony & Ivory - PAUL MCCARTNEY & STEVIE WONDER
Aw. A song about the keys of a piano, but also
about racial harmony. And Paul
McCartney AND Stevie Wonder singing it?
This is pure awesomeness right here.
I'm loving 1982 so far, and I barely even remember it!
#1 MOVIE THE WEEK OF 5/18/82
Conan The Barbarian
Well,
at least one thing I can say about this film opposed to the one that was top of
the box office the year before...I have actually seen this one. Not a bad film either.
#1 TELEVISION SHOW FOR THE 1982-1983 SEASON
60 Minutes
60
Minutes?!? How utterly boring.
And
the memory that I have of my first year?
Well, it was the year in which one of my sisters gave me my very first
present ever. I mean, this gift was
truly a gift that kept on giving. It
was really a present that a person usually only gets once in their
lifetime. It's really that special.
It
was a gift that was pink...no, peach coloured with red polka dots all over
it. I suppose if one really wanted to,
you could use a Sharpie and play connect the dots with the red polka dots -
well, hypothetically speaking anyway. I
don't even know if Sharpies existed in 1982.
Can anyone confirm this?
The
only con with this gift was that it was itchy.
Very itchy. And it wasn't like a
mosquito bite itchy where you could scratch it and you'd feel better. No way.
If you scratched, it hurt.
Badly. With potential risk of
permanent scarring!
Wait
a minute. That gift my sister gave me
wasn't fun at all. In fact, I do
believe that she may have given me...
THE
CHICKEN POX!!!
Sadly, this is true. When I was a year old, my sister really did give me the chicken pox. It was the very first thing she gave me. Thanks, sis!
Sadly, this is true. When I was a year old, my sister really did give me the chicken pox. It was the very first thing she gave me. Thanks, sis!
(That
was sarcasm, by the way.)
That
being said...I suppose that there were some positives to be had when it comes
to getting chicken pox so early in life.
For one, I barely remember even having them so I really don't know just
how terrible they are.
Well,
that, plus there's the fact that the older you are when you get the chicken
pox, the more dangerous they become. I
don't know of anybody who has died from having chicken pox, but that's not to
say that it can't happen. I imagine it
probably has in some cases.
Believe
it or not, I've heard of parents planning "chicken pox parties",
where if they discover that a child in the neighbourhood has contracted chicken
pox, they gather all the neighbourhood children to that child's house for a
playdate in hopes that their children will get the pox. I know what you're saying. At first glance, it seems like incredibly
cruel and inhuman punishment, but given the fact that chicken pox can be
dangerous when contracted as an adult, it's probably better that people get it
during their formative years.
Of
course, there is one concern that I have now that I have had chicken pox. There's a potential chance that at some
point in my life, I'll develop something called shingles, which is an adult's
worst nightmare. I'm sure you've seen
the commercials about the shingles vaccine.
And I know family members who have had shingles. It's not a pleasant experience, and let's
just say that the commercials are a fairly accurate representation of what
shingles can do.
Certainly
makes me think about it.
Anyway,
that's the main event that happened during year number one. In tomorrow's post...you'll learn how a
Sears Portrait Studio made me camera shy.
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