If
I could use but one word to describe Big Brother
18, it would be
this.
TURNOFF.
You
know, there was something so incredibly frustrating about this season, and I
honestly didn't want to even write a blog summary of it not just because the
end result was definitely NOT the one I hoped for. No, this season was definitely hard to watch on a number of
levels. There were too many instances
of schadenfreude being displayed in the house, and it was a turnoff. The showmances in the house were a
turnoff. The fact that a totally
undeserving person won the whole shebang was a turnoff. And as far as I'm concerned, a good 75% of
the cast this season were turnoffs.
Now,
there are SOME things I liked this year.
25% of the houseguests were okay, and I genuinely would like to see them
go another round in a future season.
And the BB Roadkill twist was quite genius - or at least it would have
been had the group of houseguests we had not been stupid enough to TELL
everyone that they won it!
I'm
going to get into a huge rant about why this season went so wrong. And I blame three people in general - and
it's not the three you might be thinking either.
For now, I'll go through and give my final thoughts on each individual houseguest from 16th place to the winner, and I will definitely be blunt. Trust me, most of these people I really have no desire to even want to know, so I don't care how annoyed I get with them here.
For now, I'll go through and give my final thoughts on each individual houseguest from 16th place to the winner, and I will definitely be blunt. Trust me, most of these people I really have no desire to even want to know, so I don't care how annoyed I get with them here.
I'll start with Glenn. And
to be honest with you, I feel Glenn got a really raw deal. The eldest houseguest this year, he really
tried to be a competitor. The only
problem he had was that nobody would listen to him. If they did, his team might have beaten "Big Sister",
and Glenn would have lasted at least past eviction #1. And, Glenn, you fought hard in the Battle
Back comp, and I think had your timing been better, you would have beaten Jozea
in the first round of the competition.
I'm really sorry to have seen you go so early because I truly believe
you understood the game of Big Brother, and no matter where you go from here, I
know you'll be a success. I'd happily welcome you back for one more chance. Thumbs up to
you!
Oh, sweet delusional Jozea. I struggle to comprehend what planet you beamed down from. You claim to be the Messiah of Big Brother
18, but really, you were just a mess.
Did you even know how to PLAY Big Brother? You should know that when you're plotting to vote someone off,
you DON'T TELL THEM THAT!!! I'm still
trying to understand not only why you were picked to go on the show, but how
you could even be considered a possible person to go on Big Brother Over The
Top! Seriously, just go.
Next
we have Victor who...oh, wait. He won Battle Back. Never
mind.
Actually,
we have Bronte next.
And aside from the fact that she claimed to be a math genius, we really
didn't see her do much gameplay aside from starting up a "Spy Girls"
alliance with Bridgette and Natalie.
It's nice to have an alliance early, but Bronte's math skills should
have kicked in and told her that 3/16ths of the house does not make a majority
alliance. And getting tripped up on
basic fractions is not a good game move.
Aside from that, I do like you. Bronte, and I do think you could have
gone further had you tried to bring in a couple of others into your alliance. Michelle and Tiffany, for instance.
Speaking
of Tiffany, I am going to come right out and say it. I was concerned about you the minute I found
out you were the sister of Vanessa from BB17.
Vanessa wasn't my favourite player that year, and I was thinking you'd
be just like her. Well, as far as emotions
go, you and her were two of a kind. But
when it came to gameplay, you got it.
Unfortunately, you and Glenn had something in common in that timing
worked against you. You should have
stopped fighting with Frank and worked with him earlier. That way, you could have gotten some bigger
threats out of the game earlier. Other
than that, I do like you, Tiffany...and I think you may have made me start
liking Vanessa more, as she was a better game player than most of the people
from your own season!
Now,
this season brought back four veteran players to play with the other
houseguests, and Frank from BB14 was the first one to get
evicted. Frank is also the one veteran
I actually really cheered for during the game because he ACTUALLY PLAYED
IT! He didn't let showmances, romances,
or bromances stop him from playing the game.
Unfortunately, Frank's biggest mistake was his mouth. He probably should have never let on that he
won the Roadkill challenges, and he most definitely should have never showed
his cards as much as he had. As for the
whole thing with Da'Vonne, only those two know what happened, so I can't
comment on that. But Frank, I
appreciate you for taking the game seriously, which is more than I can say for
mostly anyone else on that show, so for that I salute you!
Da'Vonne, on the other hand, was one
vet I wished they had never brought back.
For one, while the other three at least made it to the halfway point,
Da'Vonne was the second one voted off her season! And what did she do all throughout this season? A whole lot of pot-stirring and caused a
whole lot of drama. The only thing I
can defend her on is that when she and Paulie got into that jury house fight,
she at least realized that she went too far and toned it back a bit. But that's not enough for me to say that she
was a poor choice to bring back into the house. If I wanted to watch drama, I'd watch "The Bold and the
Beautiful".
Zakiyah, why the hell were you even on this
show? Seriously, what the heck did you
do other than steal Bridgette's cake mix and play around with Paulie? And even better, when Paulie decided to NOT
use the veto on you - which got you evicted by the way - you still decided that
he was still worth something and got closer to him (which likely helped
contribute to the blow-up you and Paulie had with Da'Vonne). I don't dislike you, Zakiyah, but I don't
think you were in the Big Brother house for the right reasons. Truth be told, there are probably thousands
of people who would have been more entertaining houseguests than you. Sorry.
Bridgette. I'm not going to lie. I
think you're absolutely delightful and I really want your peanut butter cookie
recipe because they looked delicious when I saw them on the show! I really do think of all the women on this
show, you were the one who showed the most heart. And who knew that underneath that meek Cabbage Patch Kid exterior
beat the heart of a fiery feminist who didn't back down? Paulie may not like your feminist ways, but
I support you in everything you do.
Heck, I'm going to say it. I
want you to come back on another season that isn't filled with morons so you
can really show who you are to everyone!
Keep it real, Bridgette!
Needless
to say, I don't feel that way about you, Paulie. Paulie, you said when you first entered the Big Brother house
that you wanted to have people remember the Calafiore name with pride -
considering that your brother Cody lost to Derrick on BB16. Unfortunately, you've more or less equated
the word Calafiore to being a sexist, misogynistic jerk who more or less has
the entire female population of New Jersey making sure that you stay single
forever. I have absolutely no respect
for anything you did in the game from making a complete fool out of Zakiyah to
insulting Natalie's personal appearance.
It just goes without saying that you still have a lot of growing up to
do. I just hope that this experience
has taught you to treat people with more respect - because I have a feeling
that when you go out into the real world, the shoe will be on the other
foot. And that shoe will be filled with
cement.
Next
is Victor who...wait...he won Battle Back AGAIN? Ay carumba.
All
right, next is Michelle. Or Big Meech. Or
Whiny-Pants, if you'd rather. Honestly,
my impression of Michelle was not a good one.
I mean, when you fat shame people in your introductory video, it's
probably a good sign that you have major issues in your life. The only positive thing I can say about you
now is that you've cried so many tears that you single handedly stopped the
drought in California. Well done to
you! But hey, at least one positive
I'll say is that you are a superfan and you really did have genuine knowledge
of the game which is more than I can say for some others.
Natalie, who knew that you would have ended up the
bitter juror this year? I mean, it just
seemed like you just spent the last episode of the series feeling sorry for
yourself and beating yourself up because James was evicted as well. It really sort of turned me off a bit to be
honest with you. However, aside from
that, I did find that I liked you. And
I suppose of all the showmances that were in the house, I appreciate the fact
that you and James seemed the most sincere.
I still am very much anti-showmance in general though. I'm just saying that yours was the least
offensive.
Okay,
so NOW can we talk about Victor? You know, first off, congratulations for winning America's
Favorite Player. This was easily a
no-brainer. For one, you survived getting
evicted not once, but twice. You are
the ONLY person to get three chances playing the game in the same season. And because of that, you fought harder than
basically anyone else in the house to stay.
For that, I will happily welcome you back to another season. You truly are the real deal, and judging by
your family videos, you seem to be the most well-adjusted of many of the Big
Brother players. That's an asset. Hold onto that. And congratulations again!
Corey, I really only know two things about
you. You love Christmas but hate giving
gifts to the homeless (which contradict each other by the way), and you
"love" Nicole. Other than
that, YOU DID NOTHING! So, I can't
really say anything in this space either.
I'll
say this about you, James. As a person, I think I would get along with you just fine. As far as your showmance with Natalie goes,
I do believe it was the most sincere of the relationships, and I believe that
you and her will at least always stay friends.
But as a game player this season, you more or less did nothing. I don't even remember you winning any
challenges except for maybe one HoH competition. You may be a good guy, and you may have won America's Favorite
last year...but you certainly did nothing to warrant a win this time around.
It
pains me to say this, but this time around the better man did NOT win. And for that, Paul, I am truly sorry. Your only crime was the fact that you had a
stupid jury who voted for the wrong person - well, okay, Bridgette, Victor,
Michelle, and James are exempt from this.
I can't say that I was 100% impressed with you. Some of the language you used against some
of the houseguests was not the greatest, and I truly never want to hear the
word "friendship" from you ever again. But Paul...you played this game better than anyone else, and your
adaptability alone was enough to guarantee you a final two position. Don't be upset at losing...be happy that you
made it as far as you did. And feel
free to use that $50,000 you won and go on a nice vacation with Pablo! You both have earned it.
Finally,
we go to the least deserving winner in the history of Big Brother. I truly am gobsmacked over how a bumbling
idiot like Nicole could ever have won the whole game. This is the same woman who threw her game
away for a showmance on BB16, and yet got involved with Corey 45 seconds after
she proclaimed that she wouldn't get involved in another one. She didn't EARN any HoH or Veto wins...she
made sweetheart deals with other houseguests to ensure it. That cheapens the thrill of it. But perhaps the one thing that really turned
me off Nicole was that in between the two seasons she was on, she went from
being a naive, but nice young girl to a cold, calculating mean girl who thrived
on the displeasure of others. I can see
why Bridgette voted against her as well.
Did you ever notice that she did everything she could to get all the
other women out before her? Nicole,
here's what you can do with the half million.
Go back to Ubly, Michigan, and build a wall around your house so that I
never have to see your face or hear your voice on Big Brother ever again.
But
I won't go so far as to say that you ruined Big Brother. You were just a small part of a grander
scheme.
Do the honourable thing, guys. Step down or kill the show.
Every season for the last few seasons when a favorite house guest is in danger of going he or she always wins HOH or POV and if not that there given a special power or twist happens to save them, last it's been know production ties the hands of house guests so there force to vote out certain house guests over other house guests.
ReplyDeleteThis show is becoming more and more rigged with each passing season.
Also they casting the same types of house guests season after season young and almost never anyone over 40 and for the last few season there always one house guest who related to a past house guest from a past season Big Brother . The show is on life support but enough viewers keep watching it so it keeps returning season after season.
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