Well,
we're already one week into "YOU NEVER NOVEMBER
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET" month, and already I am having a lot of fun with switching
things up in this blog.
Like for instance, with today's blog post.
I know that Saturdays have been all about movie posts the last few months, but this Saturday, I thought I would take the opportunity to make you all laugh. That's why I have decided to make FUNNY MONDAY a SNICKER SATURDAY instead.
(Hey, I'm a master at schedule reshuffling, not names.)
Like for instance, with today's blog post.
I know that Saturdays have been all about movie posts the last few months, but this Saturday, I thought I would take the opportunity to make you all laugh. That's why I have decided to make FUNNY MONDAY a SNICKER SATURDAY instead.
(Hey, I'm a master at schedule reshuffling, not names.)
And,
a Saturday morning program inspired this post.
I
hate to admit it, but "Saved By The Bell" was the show that gave me
the idea for this show. In particular,
the third season episode known as "Zack's Birthday" which originally
aired in 1991.
It
was the episode in which Zack was celebrating his birthday the same week that
he, Slater, Screech, Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie were about to spend the summer at
Malibu Sands Beach Club. Five of the
six had gotten jobs at the club, while Lisa's parents were members (therefore
Lisa was also a member and didn't need to work, but hung around the gang
anyway).
That
episode kicked off the infamous "Saved By The Bell at the Beach" arc
where Zack falls in love with Stacey Carosi, his boss is the guy that
eventually plays Pumbaa on "The Lion King", and Kelly and Lisa
discover that living with Jessie is not an easy task.
But
one significant plot point of "Zack's Birthday" is the fact that
Zack's friends are trying to throw him a surprise birthday party at the beach
club. And anybody who has ever tried to
throw a surprise party knows how challenging it is. Especially when you are trying to answer calls at the reception
desk while placing an order for a birthday cake - as Jessie tried to do.
This
was the end result.
"Happy
Wrong Number By The Sea". Now,
isn't that a phrase you'd find on a Hallmark card!
But
it got me thinking. Depending on phone
connections, enunciation, and just plain common sense (or lack there of), there
has to be other examples of cakes that had the best of intentions, but came out
wrong, funny, or just plain offensive.
Well, why don't we take a look at some other desserts that ended up getting their...just desserts...and why some cake decorators should maybe pursue another hobby. Macrame. Finger painting. Chainsaw juggling. Anything but cake decorating!
Well, why don't we take a look at some other desserts that ended up getting their...just desserts...and why some cake decorators should maybe pursue another hobby. Macrame. Finger painting. Chainsaw juggling. Anything but cake decorating!
We'll
get to these examples of cakes gone bad in a moment. But first, let me credit ManagingYourMind.com, Buzzfeed.com, theberry.com, AmusingPlanet.com, CakeWrecks.com, DailyWritingTips.com, and 11points.com for the images used in
today's post.
Okay. Let's see some cakes that should have
probably never been frosted.
1. Poor
Suzanne. Her going away cake was ruined
by a cake decorator who apparently couldn't understand the meaning or spelling
of "underneath".
2. How the heck many
ways can you spell a name? This poor
guy attempted it at least five tries.
Hopefully the purple icing tastes good.
3. Well doesn't this
cake just scream mixed signals?
4. As small as
possible? Is that in reference to the cake,
the text, or the IQ of the icing handler?
5. As ordered by a
47-year-old who clearly doesn't care about birthday celebrations.
6. AUGH! As if this cake wasn't horribly executed
enough - they misspelled the word sprinkles!
7. I don't believe I
have ever heard of a high school called Fireworks Explosion High...but it
sounds like it would have been a lot more fun than my own high school.
8. What happens when
your cake decorator flunks cursive writing, yet holds a degree in just
plain...cursing.
9. Okay, who the
hell is Marry Christmos and why does she get her own cake?
10.
Congratulations! You flunked
cake decorating school! Your
reward? This cake.
11. Well...to be
fair, they did spell Sheri's name the way it was supposed to be spelled.
12. Happy Birthday,
Adam With Blue Flowers. Yours truly,
Carly Without Word Filter.
13. You know your
birthday must suck when your cake "Rickrolls" you.
14. You know,
writing the words "Happy Birthday" would have ironically used less
time and icing. Just saying.
15. I just...I
can't...
16. Maga kum latte,
guys. Maga kum latte.
17. Guilt
trips. Now in French Vanilla.
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