Welcome to the first Jem
Reviewed of 2017! Last week, we
watched as Jem saved a radio station from going belly up. Let's see what's going on this week.
It's time for Episode 42: Trick or Techrat. I'm guessing based on the title that this is
a Halloween episode. Too bad we're a
couple of months too late. Or, maybe
we're actually ten months early. You
make the call.
Anyway, it looks as though the Starlight Girls are watching a
retro horror movie on television late at night. See, that's how you can tell that this is a Halloween
episode. And it appears to be a film
that is sort of a combo between Dracula and the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I'm not sure what the plot of this film is,
but one thing is for sure, it's enough to make Starlight Girl Terri extremely
scared.
So when two of the Starlight Girls pop out of the next room
wearing scary monster masks, it's enough for Terri to lose her wits and
immediately seek comfort in Jerrica's arms.
Naturally, Jerrica tells Terri that everything is going to be okay, but
needless to say that Halloween is not one of Terri's favourite holidays.
Once the movie is over and the Starlight Girls go to bed, Rio
arrives and tells the girls that they have a meeting to go to - at
midnight. What a strange time to be
going out for a meeting. I wonder what
it could be about?
Well, it turns out that their meeting is taking place at an old
abandoned opera house in the middle of town.
It seems as though the building is in danger of being completely
demolished, and Rio has a plan to preserve the building for historical
purposes. You want to know how I
know? He tells us. Yep, Rio's insecure about his own successes
that he feels the need to brag about how important he is. Sigh.
They meet the owner of the opera house, one Frederick Vincent.
And yes, the fact that he looks almost like a double of horror star
Vincent Price is meant to be intentional.
In fact, Raya instantly remembers him as the star of the film that they
had just finished watching. Apparently,
Vincent was quite the horror film star back in the day. But now he's having trouble keeping the
opera house afloat. It doubles as his
own private residence, and he's gotten behind on the taxes. If he doesn't come up with enough money
before the deadline, it opens the door for other people to come in and buy the
property.
Well, Jem and the Holograms decide that they will have none of that. They decide that they will host a benefit concert on Halloween night (this is the plan that Rio had in mind) where all of the proceeds will go towards paying off the taxes and restoring the opera house to its former glory. Gee, aren't we optimistic about our fundraising goals? And a concert on Halloween night? Great plan. Your target audience is probably going to be too busy trick-or-treating to even think about the concert! The least you could do is throw Skittles to the audience!
Well, Jem and the Holograms decide that they will have none of that. They decide that they will host a benefit concert on Halloween night (this is the plan that Rio had in mind) where all of the proceeds will go towards paying off the taxes and restoring the opera house to its former glory. Gee, aren't we optimistic about our fundraising goals? And a concert on Halloween night? Great plan. Your target audience is probably going to be too busy trick-or-treating to even think about the concert! The least you could do is throw Skittles to the audience!
Back at Starlight Mansion, Jerrica invites Danse over to teach
them choreography for the Halloween concert, and Danse naturally says yes. Sheesh, just make her a Hologram
already!
But the conversation is interrupted when Terri is scared by another Starlight
Girl which causes the jack-o-lantern that she is carving to get broken. Terri screeches that she hates Halloween and
she hates being scared! She does come
across as a bit of a wuss here, but in this edition of Jem Trivia, here's some shocking news for you. Terri is voiced by Patricia Alice Albrecht -
who plays PIZZAZZ! The fact that she
can go from meek and scared girl to evil bitch on wheels Pizzazz shows just
what range Patricia Alice Albrecht has!
Jerrica tries to comfort Terri by singing a song about how fun it
is to be scared. No, seriously. It's like...we know everything scares you,
but lighten up! It's FUN! Those goose pimples are FUN! Your bulging eyes are FUN! Your being unable to breathe is FUN! FUN!
Okay, so the song itself isn't bad...it's just used in the worst
possible context, and really does nothing to ease Terri's fears.
As the Holograms arrive at the opera house to being setting up and
rehearsing for the show, we learn that in addition to being scared of
everything that Terri is also superstitious.
When she discovers that the address number of the opera house is 1313,
she refuses to go inside until Ashley reassures her that it's okay.
Meanwhile, Techrat and Eric are holed up in one of Techrat's
secret labs, and considering that this episode is entitled "Trick or
Techrat", I knew he'd be making an appearance in this one. The Misfits are also there and Pizzazz is
not amused over the fact that Jem's benefit concert is making front page
news.
Eric tells the Misfits to put on their own concert and hands them
a business card. It belongs to real
estate developer Terrance Landau and Eric says
he can help them out. But what would a
real estate agent know about concert promotion?
Oh, I see...Terrance has an ulterior motive. He wants to destroy the opera house so that
he can build another condominium. And
naturally he sees the Misfits concert - which Pizzazz schedules for the same
night as the Holograms show - as a way to ensure that the taxes for the
building don't get paid. It's an
elaborate plan...but will it work?
Well, Pizzazz interrupts a live feed of Lindsey Pearce's piece
about the opera house restoration project to throw some promotion towards the
Misfits concert - which appears to be taking place on an inflatable stage? Okay, whatever. Pizzazz also remarks that their show will be the only one taking
place because the opera house could have structural problems. This coming from a group who plans on doing
their own show on a bouncy castle. The
logic's flying out the window with this episode, isn't it?
Jem does show concern about the structural integrity of the
building, but Rio assures her that he did a walkthrough of the building and
it's structurally sound. Oh, so Rio's
an architect in addition to being a pilot, engineer, and member of the
historical preservation club? Yeah. Sure.
Danse is set to perform some of her new moves for the concert, but
when she walks under a ladder, Terri freaks out and tells Danse that she's
going to die! Well, okay, maybe she
doesn't, but she is REALLY annoying in this one. Danse tells her to sit down and that everything is going to be
fine.
But just seconds later, one of the gigantic pumpkin props comes loose and falls
on top of Danse! Okay, first she gets a
leg crushed by a Christmas tree, and now she gets squashed by a pumpkin? Maybe Danse should take the 4th of July
off...just saying.
Luckily, Danse isn't hurt. She avoided
injury by standing in the spot where the eye cut-outs were. But when Rio examines the pumpkin prop, he
discovers that the chains have been cut.
Someone did this on purpose, but who?
It's at this point that Vincent appears...only this time around,
he announces that the place is haunted and that they need to leave. Um, what?
A few days earlier, you were happy to have them there because they were
trying to save your home, and now you're wanting them out? Something doesn't seem right here.
Of course, Jem and the Holograms refuse to leave, and instead get to work on
polishing up a beautiful antique chandelier.
It's like the one on "Phantom of the Opera". I just hope it doesn't fall on anybody!
But just as the crew is finishing off the last bit of spit and
polish, the Misfits arrive with a surprise.
A building inspector has come to see if the building is safe. If it's not, it will be condemned which
means no concert. Now, I'd be more
angry at the Misfits for interfering like this, but I'm too distracted by the
fact that Jetta appears to be dressed as if she's working the lunch shift at
Burger King. Seriously, Jetta...not
your best look.
Fortunately for Rio and Jerrica, the building inspector is pleased
with the work they've put into the building, and he leaves...but he plans to do
one final inspection before the concert to make sure of it.
And while the Misfits are upset that their plan has failed, Jetta
is just upset that a creepy looking hand has popped out of a cupboard, and the
Misfits are so terrified that...they sing a song about it? Again.
Logic out the window.
Though, I will admit.
"Don't Look Now" is an appropriate song and video for the
Halloween themed episode.
And once the Misfits finish their song and run away from the building,
something happens with the pulley that is hoisting the chandelier. It breaks down and it sends the chandelier
careening down towards Terri! I guess
it also didn't help matters much that a black cat happened to cross Terri's
path just seconds before the mishap. Luckily, Raya acts quickly and pulls Terri to safety before the
chandelier turns her into a pancake.
But this prompts Vincent to make another plea to the Holograms to leave
the opera house for good.
This time around, Jerrica and Rio start putting two and two
together and realize that this does not make any sense whatsoever. What in the world is going on?
We flash forward to the night of the concerts, and the Misfits are standing
outside their inflatable stage dressed in their wicked cool Halloween
costumes. Pizzazz sort of looks like a
bat in hers. But Pizzazz is upset that
Eric and Terrance are a no-show, and wonder where they've gone to.
Inside the opera house, the Holograms are putting on their scary
Halloween costumes that Shana designed for them, and Jem remarks that even the
crowd has dressed up in great costumes. But their conversation is interrupted when some scary images pop up on the
mirror behind them and tell them that they must leave the opera house now or
else they will suffer their doom.
And on the stage area itself where Danse is performing and where Ashley and
Terri are seated, the ground starts to shake, the lights begin to flicker, and
Terri screams a scream so loud it could wake the dead.
And when the vibrations continue after Jem and the Holograms
appear on stage, Terri gets so freaked out that she runs away. Jem tries to follow after her, but Terri
gets so lost that she accidentally falls through a trap door! Man, this show is really being sadistic,
isn't it?
Jem goes back to the stage which is still experiencing spooky things. It looks like there is more bad news as Rio
appears saying that the building inspector is here early. Jem realizes that if the building inspector
comes into the opera house with everything going out of control, the place will
be shut down for good, so Jem orders Rio to stall him while the rest of the
Holograms try to find out where Terri could have disappeared to.
It seems as though Terri has found herself in a secret set of
catacombs. It's not unusual for older
buildings to have secret passages, and the opera house is filled with
them. And at first Terri is unsure of
where to go. But when she spots a pair
of menacing green eyes in the distance, she runs in the opposite direction
scared out of her wits. But hey, this
is supposed to be FUN according to Jem and the Holograms! FUN!
FUN! FUN!
But Terri happens to be in the right place at the right time, for she soon
discovers the source of all of the problems.
It appears as though Techrat and the real estate guy are in cahoots with
a Vincent lookalike. Of course there
would be a doppelganger in this storyline.
So predictable.
Terri continues to listen to the evil plan unfold when she is
startled by a black cat. The same black
cat that passed by during the chandelier incident. Unfortunately, the cat meows which alerts the three men inside
the room, and they give chase after Terri.
Okay, seriously how much more is Terri going to have to take? No wonder she's a panic attack waiting to
happen!
And to add to the fright, Terri passes by another door where she
is grabbed by someone inside! And
what's really strange is that the person inside the cell is Frederick
Vincent! The REAL Frederick
Vincent! Vincent explains to Terri that
he's been held captive so that the fake Vincent can ensure that the opera house
gets destroyed.
Oh, and the cat that has been popping up? That's Vincent's pet cat, Phantom. My guess is that Phantom had tried to alert
someone of the fact that Vincent was in danger, and Terri was the person he
chose to alert. Not exactly the
brightest cat in the world, but he did what he set out to accomplish. I'm sure there will be an extra piece of
salmon in it for him.
For now, Vincent and Terri have to get out of there and expose the
evil plan once and for all. Luckily,
Vincent knows all of the tricks of the opera house, and manages to locate all
of the secret passages to keep the bad guys a safe distance away.
The climax of the chase takes place on a gigantic spiral staircase,
and Terri is worried that they won't be able to outrun them. But Vincent has one more trick up his
sleeve, and as soon as they reach the top of the staircase, he pulls a lever
that sends "Vincent", Techrat, and Terrance down a gigantic slide!
Downstairs, the Misfits pop over to see Rio and Jem with the
building inspector, and Jem is almost ready to cancel the concert because of
what is happening...but before she gets the chance to, a door opens up and out
pops Techrat, Terrance, and "Vincent"!
Pizzazz sarcastically remarks that it's about time that Terrance
showed up. And even though this is
technically the first time that Techrat has come face to face with Jem, he's
wearing a ghost costume, so his identity remains a secret. But Jem is understandably confused and
wonders what is going on. And she wants
to know where Terri is.
Cue the spinning wall passageway where Vincent and Terri appear safe and
sound. Terri points towards the three
men and inform Jem that they were the ones responsible for all of the scary
things.
The three try to escape the theatre, but Jem uses a little bit of
Synergy's magic to create an illusion so scary that Techrat actually flees the
scene! Brilliant!
Oh, and the fake Vincent? It's actually
Eric Raymond in disguise. And Eric
would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling kid.
Wait. Wrong show.
Wait. Wrong show.
Yeah, it comes as no surprise that Eric and Terrance were working
together in a sweetheart deal. Eric
would get the Misfits promotion, Terrance would get the land, and both would be
partners in a condo development. Both
are now going to jail. But since this
is Jem, they won't stay there long.
And it appears as though the Misfits get to share in the laser guided
karma. A sudden thunderstorm causes
lightning to strike their inflatable stage, and their dreams of a Halloween
concert quite literally blow up in their faces. Too bad.
And it's time for Jem's concert, where the first song they perform
is one we heard back in Episode 15, "We Can Change It". But is it just me, or does this song seem
like it's been tweaked a bit to make it more scary sounding? It could just be my ears playing tricks on
me, but I think this works.
The end result is that the concert generated enough funds to not only pay off the back taxes of the building, but to fully restore it. And this prompts Vincent to announce that he will be coming out of retirement and opening up the opera house to the public once more. This is definitely a cause for celebration.
The end result is that the concert generated enough funds to not only pay off the back taxes of the building, but to fully restore it. And this prompts Vincent to announce that he will be coming out of retirement and opening up the opera house to the public once more. This is definitely a cause for celebration.
Oh, and Terri's no longer afraid of things.
Because in the real world that's all it takes. 22 minutes to overcome a lifetime of fears.
Next week - a week before the inauguration of Donald Trump - Jem gets an invitation to meet the President - who at that time was Reagan. I wonder what will happen?
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